Today I must write one hundred times, don't provoke the gunners because they're simple, sexually-frustrated, and they kill people.
(Ed: how do you know they are sexually-frustrated?)
All Americans are sexually-frustrated, just take a look at the social networks for validation.
There's a gunner just now who begs plaintively 'can we have a conversation about gun control' since he apparently failed to understand my estimation of him as a gutless coward.
It can be amusing screwing with them because they're so insistent on being taken seriously but I have nothing to offer such people because I have no reason to take them seriously unless they point guns at me ... at which time I'm still not taking them seriously but their guns become important.
America is the same country which found a vaccine for poliomyelitis, invented Saran Wrap, and created The House of 1000 Corpses game ... but gunners think they're interesting.
Wowzer. Let me throw away all the books and have a deep talk with gunners about life, the universe, and everything.
(Ed: that's when you scratch yer head, mutter, "Fuckin' people," and walk away?)
Righty, right, matey.
There are six important things in my life just now and ...
(Ed: six days until payday?)
Right again, matey! One more and you win a car!
(Ed: I already have a car)
Not like this one ... it's green and has plastic wheels with live axles. I think it came with a Happy Meal from McDonald's.
(Ed: you bought a Happy Meal?)
Nah, I did it the Donald Trump way: I stole it from a poor kid.
(Ed: that was cheap)
Oh sure, I'm cheaper than some tart who wants five million dollars to wave his whanger at the crowd on the television.
(Ed: he should have asked for more?)
Nah, he would never get it unless he grows a liberal whanger. GOP resentment of porno movies has nothing to do with morality but rather they find them intimidating. It's the same reason they always wear cheap, old-fashioned power ties.
(Ed: so that's the problem with America, cheap power ties?)
Right you are, matey. Come on down and collect your car.
(Ed: how do you know they are sexually-frustrated?)
All Americans are sexually-frustrated, just take a look at the social networks for validation.
There's a gunner just now who begs plaintively 'can we have a conversation about gun control' since he apparently failed to understand my estimation of him as a gutless coward.
It can be amusing screwing with them because they're so insistent on being taken seriously but I have nothing to offer such people because I have no reason to take them seriously unless they point guns at me ... at which time I'm still not taking them seriously but their guns become important.
America is the same country which found a vaccine for poliomyelitis, invented Saran Wrap, and created The House of 1000 Corpses game ... but gunners think they're interesting.
Wowzer. Let me throw away all the books and have a deep talk with gunners about life, the universe, and everything.
(Ed: that's when you scratch yer head, mutter, "Fuckin' people," and walk away?)
Righty, right, matey.
There are six important things in my life just now and ...
(Ed: six days until payday?)
Right again, matey! One more and you win a car!
(Ed: I already have a car)
Not like this one ... it's green and has plastic wheels with live axles. I think it came with a Happy Meal from McDonald's.
(Ed: you bought a Happy Meal?)
Nah, I did it the Donald Trump way: I stole it from a poor kid.
(Ed: that was cheap)
Oh sure, I'm cheaper than some tart who wants five million dollars to wave his whanger at the crowd on the television.
(Ed: he should have asked for more?)
Nah, he would never get it unless he grows a liberal whanger. GOP resentment of porno movies has nothing to do with morality but rather they find them intimidating. It's the same reason they always wear cheap, old-fashioned power ties.
(Ed: so that's the problem with America, cheap power ties?)
Right you are, matey. Come on down and collect your car.
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