Monday, December 7, 2015

Conspicuously Consumptive Commercial Crapola

There was a bit of disagreement with Cat regarding the value of the salad bowl bathtub.



While I mostly agree with the art of it, I disagree altogether with any value in it.  The partial agreement on the art of it is due to the metal fixtures because they look ludicrous with the natural beauty of wood.

Men don't usually see much elegance in cleansing oneself in this way because we're pragmatic beasts and regard a bathtub as a place in which most of the time one is reclining in dirty water.

Even from the femme perspective, we regard this as a waste.  It's easy to find elegance in a bathtub which does not cost $10K per copy.  Who knows what this monstrosity costs but we're guessing maybe even more than that.

Yah, all that money for something which uses enough wood to build fifty guitars.  Pfft.

With the artificial Zebra skin a la Rorschach, we're giving this pad five stars for abysmal and conspicuously consumptive tastelessness.  In this particular example, they have managed a state in which every single thing seems to conflict with every other thing.  In that regard, it's genius.

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