Zen Yogi: are we going naked skydiving, Silas?
Noooo, but we're going to watch someone who did, Glen Donnelly in Australia.
Zen Yogi: I'm not sure I really need that in my life
Oh but you do, Yogi, since this guy is a riot.
Note: just since you may think this is a hoax. BBC: The man who went skydiving in the nude with a violin.
Australian musician Glen Donnelly plays the violin while skydiving naked
Zen Yogi: I really don't think I'm diggin' this, Silas
Roll with it, buddy, since this fellow is such a cracker.
First consider where two straps of the parachute harness attach to the body.
Zen Yogi: by the family stones?
Yep, and what do you think happens when the canopy opens?
Zen Yogi: they tighten like a steroidal boa constrictor?
That's right. His voice will have a pitch at least as high as the violin by the time he lands.
Zen Yogi: is this the funny part?
This is the deliciously strange part.
"When that parachute opened, I could just be free to play the violin… it was a feeling of total freedom."
- BBC
When parachute opens, you need to grab the risers to steer the damn thing. He wasn't doing that so there's another answer.
Zen Yogi: whatever could it be, Silas?
It's got to have been a tandem jump, Yogi. He must have asked one of the skydivers what it would it cost to hold his sweaty, naked body while he took a leap.
Zen Yogi: glory!
Zen Yogi: you really went skydiving, Silas?
Sure I did but this was before sissy tandem jumps and I wasn't naked either.
Zen Yogi: what happened?
After I jumped, I tried to swim back into the aircraft and that didn't work so well. That got me tumbling and tangling so I wound up in a head-first dive when the parachute opened to spin me back around.
Zen Yogi: well, I can easily see that's better than a tandem jump, isn't it?
Actually, it really was since that got the full taste of terror with the certain knowledge I am absolutely fucked.
Zen Yogi: seeing how that is fun is no problem either, Silas
I told you this isn't the fun part but the deliciously strange part.
Zen Yogi: did you play a violin up there?
I can't play one down here, pal.
Noooo, but we're going to watch someone who did, Glen Donnelly in Australia.
Zen Yogi: I'm not sure I really need that in my life
Oh but you do, Yogi, since this guy is a riot.
Note: just since you may think this is a hoax. BBC: The man who went skydiving in the nude with a violin.
Australian musician Glen Donnelly plays the violin while skydiving naked
Zen Yogi: I really don't think I'm diggin' this, Silas
Roll with it, buddy, since this fellow is such a cracker.
First consider where two straps of the parachute harness attach to the body.
Zen Yogi: by the family stones?
Yep, and what do you think happens when the canopy opens?
Zen Yogi: they tighten like a steroidal boa constrictor?
That's right. His voice will have a pitch at least as high as the violin by the time he lands.
Zen Yogi: is this the funny part?
This is the deliciously strange part.
"When that parachute opened, I could just be free to play the violin… it was a feeling of total freedom."
- BBC
When parachute opens, you need to grab the risers to steer the damn thing. He wasn't doing that so there's another answer.
Zen Yogi: whatever could it be, Silas?
It's got to have been a tandem jump, Yogi. He must have asked one of the skydivers what it would it cost to hold his sweaty, naked body while he took a leap.
Zen Yogi: glory!
Zen Yogi: you really went skydiving, Silas?
Sure I did but this was before sissy tandem jumps and I wasn't naked either.
Zen Yogi: what happened?
After I jumped, I tried to swim back into the aircraft and that didn't work so well. That got me tumbling and tangling so I wound up in a head-first dive when the parachute opened to spin me back around.
Zen Yogi: well, I can easily see that's better than a tandem jump, isn't it?
Actually, it really was since that got the full taste of terror with the certain knowledge I am absolutely fucked.
Zen Yogi: seeing how that is fun is no problem either, Silas
I told you this isn't the fun part but the deliciously strange part.
Zen Yogi: did you play a violin up there?
I can't play one down here, pal.
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