This gets me so fucking angry I could ...
Zen Yogi: enhance your calm, my friend who might have been a bear, there's a way to fix this overnight without firing a shot
How can I believe that when they have been firing shots in every direction for all these years but it only came off as "Bowling for Dollars?"
Zen Yogi: trust me, bear buddy, since the solution is easy and instantly effective
You will need to turn over the cards for this one, Zen Yogi.
Zen Yogi: that's not a problem, Silas, since there is only one card and it's announcement of the Universal Draft in America
See, that's why you're the Zen Master, Yogi, since all those Twitter heroes will go silent if they have to serve over there themselves. What's more, their Mothers will be on the streets protesting since there's no fucking way you're taking my kid; you're not taking any kid.
It's diabolical, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: au contraire, Silas, since it was diabolical creating the All-Pro Army by Washington extremists but there is equality in a draft
There has to be an option for alternative non-combat service, Yogi, or I'm not signing it.
Zen Yogi: of course, Silas, since that must be there for everyone to take pride in it and there's precious little of that while the Pentagon is treated as it is today
People get a whole lot less willin' to start wars when they will have to fight in them. The Rockhouse likes it, Yogi.
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