The general pitch is that Russian hackers interfered with the 2016 election to slant it in favor of Donald Trump. They came to fuck things up for Hillary Clinton and then poof ... they disappeared. It was just like fucking magic, man.
Where are they now?
There was a parade of bald, rich, white, Senate walrus motherfuckers going on about Russian hackers do other stuff now, man. Trust me.
Consider back over your life. When was there ever a time that it was a good decision to trust some bald, rich, white, Senate walrus motherfucker?
Zen Yogi: James Comey had hair
Yah but Trump chewed off his squirrel balls and there's nothing left for him now except The Garden Channel where he can talk about petunias because they're easy and any idiot can grow them.
Note: squirrels really do fight that way. Never tangle with an angry squirrel.
Why didn't the NSA know about it?
The NSA is supposed to be a collection of all the Top Guns of evil hackerdom but that whole building full of Tom Cruises with all their sparkling white teeth just can't find these Russian hackers and that, not surprisingly, elicits yet another question.
What the fuck are you paying them for?
Zen Yogi: I thought they were paid to destroy left-wing governments?
That's the CIA, Yogi. The NSA seems mostly to be watching banks but that's exactly what we expect bald, rich, white, Senate walrus motherfuckers would want them watching.
Zen Yogi: the CIA smuggles the heroin too, right?
The Merc Air Force in Academi provides the mules and they are for the smuggling but the CIA takes the profits. Oliver North has long experience with that and they made a (cough) hero of him for it. Hearing Reaganoids touting the drug smuggler was absolutely fucking priceless and they still do it.
If it were the purpose of the Kremlin to interfere in the election, presumably they would have tried to shift it to the Democratic Socialist in Bernie Sanders but there was nothing of that nature. American media did everything possible to marginalize him.
The bullshit storm Clinton was spewing about Russian hackers and the Red Menace has faded to being just more of her narcissistic soap opera but Trump has taken Washington bullshit to something so outrageous even the Clintons never tried it.
Things didn't get real; they just flew out the window although neither he nor Clinton got that far since both face-planted in the White House lawn because neither of those bubble butts could achieve launch velocity.
We need leaders and we get trailer trash. All they've been missing is the meth and AG Alabama Boy rarely mentions it.
Where are they now?
There was a parade of bald, rich, white, Senate walrus motherfuckers going on about Russian hackers do other stuff now, man. Trust me.
Consider back over your life. When was there ever a time that it was a good decision to trust some bald, rich, white, Senate walrus motherfucker?
Zen Yogi: James Comey had hair
Yah but Trump chewed off his squirrel balls and there's nothing left for him now except The Garden Channel where he can talk about petunias because they're easy and any idiot can grow them.
Note: squirrels really do fight that way. Never tangle with an angry squirrel.
Why didn't the NSA know about it?
The NSA is supposed to be a collection of all the Top Guns of evil hackerdom but that whole building full of Tom Cruises with all their sparkling white teeth just can't find these Russian hackers and that, not surprisingly, elicits yet another question.
What the fuck are you paying them for?
Zen Yogi: I thought they were paid to destroy left-wing governments?
That's the CIA, Yogi. The NSA seems mostly to be watching banks but that's exactly what we expect bald, rich, white, Senate walrus motherfuckers would want them watching.
Zen Yogi: the CIA smuggles the heroin too, right?
The Merc Air Force in Academi provides the mules and they are for the smuggling but the CIA takes the profits. Oliver North has long experience with that and they made a (cough) hero of him for it. Hearing Reaganoids touting the drug smuggler was absolutely fucking priceless and they still do it.
If it were the purpose of the Kremlin to interfere in the election, presumably they would have tried to shift it to the Democratic Socialist in Bernie Sanders but there was nothing of that nature. American media did everything possible to marginalize him.
The bullshit storm Clinton was spewing about Russian hackers and the Red Menace has faded to being just more of her narcissistic soap opera but Trump has taken Washington bullshit to something so outrageous even the Clintons never tried it.
Things didn't get real; they just flew out the window although neither he nor Clinton got that far since both face-planted in the White House lawn because neither of those bubble butts could achieve launch velocity.
We need leaders and we get trailer trash. All they've been missing is the meth and AG Alabama Boy rarely mentions it.
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