If a person feels the need to take a test to be certain, they should probably just call a cab.
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Picture to ever-so-charmingly symbolize how much time drunkies spend in the toilet.
A disposable test that fits snugly inside a small wallet has been developed to determine blood alcohol content via a person's saliva. It takes only a few minutes for the test, created by Goodwiller, a company based in Finland, to reveal whether or not a person is fit to drive.
"On the basis of a saliva sample, the innovation indicated when the blood alcohol content exceeds 0.2%," VTT Research (a company that collaborated with Goodwiller on the product) project manager Marika Kurkinen said on the business' site. "The test result is indicated as the darkening of the test strip's 'intelligent paper areas.'"
NY Daily News: Disposable blood alcohol test that fits inside your wallet shows if you can drive
Zen Yogi: drunkies are already in a diminished state not long after they start drinking so they wouldn't ever use this thing
See, you get that because bears have it straight, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: it's because we aren't drunkies, Silas
It could work out well for you if you were drunkies.
Zen Yogi: how is that?
When a bear eats a human, then it would be ok by drunkie rules to say, well, he was drunk, see, so that makes it an accident. That way the state won't shoot you and then you can do it again.
Zen Yogi: I don't want to eat humans, Silas. I just want to eat KFC chicken.
It could be a great excuse, Yogi, since drunkies whack all kinds of people each year and yet hardly anyone calls them terrorists.
Zen Yogi: why not?
Washington is full of drunkies too, mate.
Why don't you want to eat humans, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: I have two words, Silas ... Hillary Rodham Clinton
Those were three words, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: holy Christ, it blew up another fifty percent just while I was typing. To get that much cellulite in food anywhere else, you would have to go to McDonald's.
What about eating human children, Yogi? They would be much easier to catch, much more tender, and vastly less hypocritical.
Zen Yogi: I appreciate your helpfulness, Silas, but there's a problem eating human children too.
What's that, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: did you ever see the shit they eat? That's going to result in one seriously bad-tasting food product.
Stick with the KFC Chicken then?
Zen Yogi: that's a roger, Silas
Zen Yogi: why do drunkies have such a case on the ganja?
That's a strange one, Yogi, since ganja doesn't do anything resembling the effect of alcohol. Harry Anslinger said ganja made black people so crazy they wouldn't be able to stop themselves from raping white women.
Zen Yogi: was he drunk?
He was more like sociopathic, Yogi. The Republicans draw quite a few of those.
Zen Yogi: Anslinger's father was a barber and he just got a podunk two-year degree in business from a podunk school in Pennsylvania. (WIKI: Harry J. Anslinger)
Yep, you could find more enlightenment about psychology on Twitter but this blind fuck butchered America's policy from the early Forties through today based on his expertise regarding the psychology and behavior of black people. To no surprise at all, it was based on racism but its only purpose was to shake tax dollars out of marijuana.
Zen Yogi: why do the Biblicals get so torqued about it?
Some of them blather about addiction but most of them are so thick they never even get that far. I don't think there's anything in the Bible about it but Lesbians aren't mentioned either.
Zen Yogi: so the Biblicals should be ok with Lesbian stoners then?
Presumably but, regrettably, I am not a Lesbian.
Zen Yogi: why are you regretful as being a Lesbian probably isn't as cool as in the movies
Not many things are, my furry bear buddy.
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