Wednesday, August 30, 2017

What Kind of Rubbish is in the News

Russia has designed their MiG-41 to fly to space and that's impressive.  It's a Mach 4 fighter so it can't really fly to space since orbit requires seventeen thousand mph and getting there isn't half as bad as coming back.

Zen Yogi:  why, Silas?

They will burn up, Brer Bear.

The MiG-31 is already the fastest fighter in the world so the Russians might really be able to do it.

Zen Yogi:  what does it mean, Silas?

Lockheed Martin will try to match it with something which isn't as good but costs ten times more.

Zen Yogi:  America should buy its fighters from Russia to save money

You make too much sense, Yogi.  You need to focus on important things like "The Bachelorette."


Bob Menendez showed us the difference between one crooked Centrist Democrat and another since we saw he's a dumb ass who got caught.  He probably won't go to jail since he's covered in Senatorial Teflon and Senators don't go to jail unless they have perverted relationships with children.

Zen Yogi:  the only way they can go to jail is if they're caught with a dead woman or a live boy?

That's the Washington principle of life, Yogi.


Trump actually sent the military to help with Hurricane Harvey relief and people were amazed.

Zen Yogi:  why?

It was the first time he ever acted Presidential instead of sounding like a drunkie at a wedding reception who grabbed the band's microphone.

Zen Yogi:  is that like "Love Actually?"

Somewhat since Trump is the dickhead President Hugh Grant loathed.




Zen Yogi:  hear, hear!

You've got that right, bear buddy.


New York City has come up with a newer version of the poor tax and those are always best when imposed with glorious self-righteousness.  They will increase the tax on a pack of cigarettes for a selling price of $13 or so ... but ... they do it to serve Jesus and get smokers to quit.

Zen Yogi:  but smokers don't quit

Nope, it's just another scam and they also say they use it to pay for health care for smokers but the fact is there has hardly been been any cost.  They ran some scans with me but there's nothing after that.  The cost of inhalers, etc has been trivial.

Yogi, if they had any balls and really cared about health, they would make it cost ten times as much to go to Taco Bell.

Zen Yogi:  never annoy overweight voters since there are too many of them?

That's how it works, Yogi.  When we see such a pork belly in the White House, we know that will never happen.


Jerry Springer said he may run for Governor in Ohio and stop laughing since Springer is a great Democrat but he was also a dumb ass Democrat Mayor of Cincinnati who paid a hooker with a check.  Bingo ... front page of the Enquirer the next day.  There was nothing but trailer trash and huge cigars after that but it seems he might like to come back.

He strongly supports American labor unions and they're not just words since he hasn't wobbled and I've been hearing him for many years.

There's no chance he could possibly be worse than that namby pamby woman hater who serves as Governor now.


Do you think that's about enough Rubbish in the News for today, Yogi?

Yogi:  that's plenty, Silas, since hearing all that made me hungry

For KFC Chicken, Yogi?

Yogi:  I think Booboo is feeling like hot dogs today

Hot dogs are always good, at least until you know what's inside.  They have cow penises in them.

Yogi:  cows don't have penises, Silas

I tell you what, Yogi.  We really don't care so much where they got the penises so much as what they did with them.

Yogi:  ground them up and put them in the hot dogs?

Play ball, bear buddy.

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