Come on Down to Texas and Knock this Statue Down, Lefties

I don't care if it
Rains or freezes
As long as I've got my 
Plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard
Of my car

- "Plastic Jesus" by Ed Rush and George Cromarty


Ed:  that's not funny and the Civil War monuments are important

Sure they are ... they just weren't quite as important as the Indian burial grounds white privilege was destroying last Summer.  Neither Clinton nor Trump had a problem with the pipelines and you couldn't get any whiter than those two without talcum powder.  Obama just stood on the sidelines wringing his hands and trying to look unobtrusive because he didn't want to explain how he ever let it get so far in the first place.


Trump pushed it over the line and there won't be satisfaction until every statue commemorating the Confederacy has been blasted into atoms.  Yevette is pissed because she knows the history of the Confederacy but that doesn't exist anymore after the white power NAZIs stole it.  All of those statues, flags, and other aspects of the Confederacy have been turned into symbols of white power and there's no way anyone can restore honor to them after that.

There were valiant soldiers who fought for the South but all of them were disgraced by the NAZIs in Charlottesville, hardly any of whom were soldiers themselves.  There isn't any recovery from that and the statues will come down.  In fact, they're being removed even faster since that travesty of a so-called free speech demonstration.  Never in history has there been free speech when there's a gun in-play.


They're trying to do another Charlottesville in Boston today but let them have their fun.  Anything is better than actually dealing with what's happening in the world or, more accurately, what isn't.


Ed:  ain't no-one tearin' down my Jesus statue

No-one cares about your Jesus statue, cowboy.  We do know he never came down South, tho, since he was crucified rather than lynched.

Ed:  that's not true since America loves Jesus

Oh, really.  Let's take an impoverished, wandering Jew and drop him down in Pulaski, TN, in 1865.  Start the countdown until the KKK has him swinging from a tree.

Ed:  he might have been ok since they were lynching black people

In your dreams, since the KKK hates everybody.  They also have a case on Catholics for who knows what bullshit reason.  They're psychos.

Ed:  so why do they go after black people so much?

They're easy to spot.  Looking for anything more elaborate than that from the KKK isn't going to work well.  The leaders have some demonic intelligence but check out the genetic misfits who follow them.  You won't find battlefield strategy and tactics with that lot; they just want to kill something.


The absurdity of it is the only genetically pure white race is the Nordic people.  They were one of the ancient tribes and the Celts were as well but the Celts even (gasp) admitted Turks so that whole tribe's blood became suspect.  They mingled with the Angles and the Saxons then came to America.  Therefore, all of the white supremacists of America are impure relative to the original Norse model.

These motherfuckers go out of their way to invent reasons to hate more people and don't understand why they get no respect.