Saturday, August 26, 2017

Zen Yogi Said He Ain't A'Skeered of Any Damn #HurricaneHarvey #Blotto

The warnings in the news about Texas is Completely Fucked don't have any more credibility than anything else they present.  Texans will get punched hard on the coast but there's no indication Harvey will come this far inland.  There is no change to the circumstance in Fort Worth where we will definitely get wet and the Fort Worth sewer system will fail again to yield the beloved flash floods but there's nothing likely beyond that.

Zen Yogi:  so it comes to Know Your News Bozo before you get much concerned about their alarm?

You are a wise bear, Yogi.  The alarm is real for the coast but it doesn't mean much at the Rockhouse. Yevette worried for some relatives in Houston but I told her they're young, smart, and fast.  So long as they don't do something stupid, they will be fine.  That jammed.

We know Harvey won't come inland because he's paid more as a man hurricane but he doesn't think that means he has to work more.


There are some who want to visit but it's not a good idea.  I can't deal with any kind of confrontations anymore and that's even little ones but maybe they seek some kind of absolution.

Zen Yogi:  then you're an asshole if you don't give it since, in effect, you curse them

That's a roger, Yogi.  This part of the trail isn't clear as to what move is best.

If you're needing something to remember, here's Silas for real.




It's a much better image for one you want to keep.  That night was a complete success and a total disaster at the same time but it was definitely Fraser style or at least in this neck of the Clan.

Zen Yogi:  you're concerned about your image?

Only insofar as one brings a good if highly crazy vibe of a memory and the current bedraggled circumstance couldn't likely approach that.

Note:  from the Cincinnati show in 2009.


ML, it's all an extension of online where it's so toxic any trust in anyone will never survive it and I mean the people as a whole.  I know you love everyone and it's sincere but that thinking can be shaken and online is definitely the place to do it.  I wouldn't recommend it to you any faster than a trip to the La Brea Tar Pits for a mud bath treatment.

Note:  I saw an ad for a Dead Sea Mud Mask the other day.  People are fuckin' crazy so maybe that's not such a bad idea about a La Brea mud treatment.

When you laugh as with me earlier, it may be more than others would even believe.  There's some weepy weepy but there is no need for sorry about it since tears come as they will and they suck all the worse when there's the thinking no-one even gives a shit about them.  Tears don't deter me since listening to them is something I can do even when other items on the list aren't holding up so well.

Zen Yogi:  ain't you the saint

No, man, since love which can go a millimeter can go a million miles.

Zen Yogi:  but a millimeter is better

Always, Yogi, but it can go a million when it must.

Zen Yogi:  when love is only going a millimeter with me it means Linda and I are in a Romantic Circumstance

Who is Linda, Yogi?

Zen Yogi:  sometimes we steal pic-a-nic baskets together, Silas.  She is my friend.

Just a friend, Yogi?

Zen Yogi:  well, there are friends and then there are friends who help steal pic-a-nic baskets


There's no telling how long this scene plays but the basic mantra is the same:  if I'm not living it every way I can then I'm a pussy.

Zen Yogi:  that's not much of a mantra

It's not much of a situation but there is radiance within it which is found if you're not overwhelmed by the fact of the situation itself.

Zen Yogi:  if there's any more Zen flying about, I may need to get a motorcycle

After all the crashes, I may not be the best one for advice on motorcycles, Yogi.

Ref:  "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"


Maybe I should review my estate in another article.  I find it quite funny and possibly others find it morbid but how long can you stay morbid when part of the estate is a bundle of about forty yellow t-shirts for the Silas Scarborough Galactic Peace Tour.

Zen Yogi:  why do you keep them?

The Galactic Peace Tour never ended, mate.

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