Twitter: People in "Port Arthur" beg for help over Twitter and where the fuck is any kind of relief effort from that pork barrel piece of shit, Donald Trump?
Zen Yogi: that's kind of harsh, Silas, and may boggle my schmoggle a little
What say we boggle his schmoggle, ok?
Zen Yogi: the Coast Guard is doing some great work in Houston
Absolutely true, Brer Bear, but Trump doesn't tell anyone he has cut their budget by 15%. (Note: subject to validation but hardly surprising.)
Trump waltzed into Texas today and we're ever so pleased to know he was happy with the crowd size listening to him after he tanked in Phoenix. Good for you, Donnie Boy, but get the the fuck out of the State of Texas since we don't need bullshit words; we need helicopters. People in Port Arthur are on the rooftops of their homes and they can't escape.
Zen Yogi: my bear intuition tells me he is a nasty bastard
He just might be Cthulhu, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: Cthulhu hates me!
Don't fall into that provincial, narcissistic view of it, Yogi. Look to the global view since Cthulhu hates everyone.
Zen Yogi: amazingly, that's not comforting to me, Silas
Somehow I don't think that's his intention, Yogi.
Some people who never seemed like they could look any nastier have really covered themselves in glory during this time. Ann Coulter was so hateful she went beyond any limits we ever imagined for her scabrous mind. Joel Olsteen revealed himself as the Sorriest Excuse for a Christian in a land where people compete for the title. Olsteen didn't do enough damage to religious belief in his move so the Nashville Statement came out today to further reveal the extent of fundamentalist hatred.
Zen Yogi: I can't handle all this ugly, Silas?
Neither can I, buddy, but we must be aware.
Zen Yogi: must we when we only see poison and we know the poison is real?
It's a tough call, Yogi, since they make themselves obviously ugly but they make us ugly as well by association.
Zen Yogi: is there any good in this at all?
The people in Houston are being Socialist as fuck since everyone helps everyone else in any way they can and Americans behave the best it's ever possible to a standard which would pass anywhere.
Zen Yogi: but Joel Olsteen didn't?
True but the much better side is so many others did. He's faking but they are not.
The Rockhouse has kin in Houston just to make the vibe extra poignant.
Zen Yogi: what's this with kin?
We say relatives when we're north of the Mason/Dixon line and we say kin when we're south of it.
Zen Yogi: who made that dumb rule?
Maybe it was Jefferson Davis. I dunno, buddy.
I saw the Magic Man and he has lots of family in Houston. We see it's doing almost nothing up here but down there they are completely screwed.
Zen Yogi: so what do you do?
It's like with everybody in Texas, you do what you can.
Zen Yogi: what's this with adding 'as fuck' to things as an amplifier?
That started maybe after 2000 and the Rockhouse thinking is it's because Millennials are unbelievably obsessed with sex. Boomers thought we were obsessed but they put us out in the cold as sex monkeys.
It looks to me like it won't be long before some hipsters start screwing lobsters and cry out, "We need another genre in genders for the lobster fuckers."
Zen Yogi: this is getting way too weird, Silas
Tell me about it, Brer Bear.
Zen Yogi: it's getting weird as fuck
Now you're getting it, mate. It's like cold as hell for something which also makes no sense whatsoever.
Zen Yogi: is hell cold, Silas?
I haven't had the pleasure yet of taking the tour since I don't see it offered on the brochure for the Ridiculously Fucking Expensive Vacations for the Ultra Rich.
Zen Yogi: bears make sense, Silas
I know, Yogi, and humans never will, buddy.
Zen Yogi: where is the hope floating in that, Silas?
That comes when we focus on the ones who do make sense rather than the smoke bombs who don't.
Zen Yogi: that's kind of harsh, Silas, and may boggle my schmoggle a little
What say we boggle his schmoggle, ok?
Zen Yogi: the Coast Guard is doing some great work in Houston
Absolutely true, Brer Bear, but Trump doesn't tell anyone he has cut their budget by 15%. (Note: subject to validation but hardly surprising.)
Trump waltzed into Texas today and we're ever so pleased to know he was happy with the crowd size listening to him after he tanked in Phoenix. Good for you, Donnie Boy, but get the the fuck out of the State of Texas since we don't need bullshit words; we need helicopters. People in Port Arthur are on the rooftops of their homes and they can't escape.
Zen Yogi: my bear intuition tells me he is a nasty bastard
He just might be Cthulhu, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: Cthulhu hates me!
Don't fall into that provincial, narcissistic view of it, Yogi. Look to the global view since Cthulhu hates everyone.
Zen Yogi: amazingly, that's not comforting to me, Silas
Somehow I don't think that's his intention, Yogi.
Some people who never seemed like they could look any nastier have really covered themselves in glory during this time. Ann Coulter was so hateful she went beyond any limits we ever imagined for her scabrous mind. Joel Olsteen revealed himself as the Sorriest Excuse for a Christian in a land where people compete for the title. Olsteen didn't do enough damage to religious belief in his move so the Nashville Statement came out today to further reveal the extent of fundamentalist hatred.
Zen Yogi: I can't handle all this ugly, Silas?
Neither can I, buddy, but we must be aware.
Zen Yogi: must we when we only see poison and we know the poison is real?
It's a tough call, Yogi, since they make themselves obviously ugly but they make us ugly as well by association.
Zen Yogi: is there any good in this at all?
The people in Houston are being Socialist as fuck since everyone helps everyone else in any way they can and Americans behave the best it's ever possible to a standard which would pass anywhere.
Zen Yogi: but Joel Olsteen didn't?
True but the much better side is so many others did. He's faking but they are not.
The Rockhouse has kin in Houston just to make the vibe extra poignant.
Zen Yogi: what's this with kin?
We say relatives when we're north of the Mason/Dixon line and we say kin when we're south of it.
Zen Yogi: who made that dumb rule?
Maybe it was Jefferson Davis. I dunno, buddy.
I saw the Magic Man and he has lots of family in Houston. We see it's doing almost nothing up here but down there they are completely screwed.
Zen Yogi: so what do you do?
It's like with everybody in Texas, you do what you can.
Zen Yogi: what's this with adding 'as fuck' to things as an amplifier?
That started maybe after 2000 and the Rockhouse thinking is it's because Millennials are unbelievably obsessed with sex. Boomers thought we were obsessed but they put us out in the cold as sex monkeys.
It looks to me like it won't be long before some hipsters start screwing lobsters and cry out, "We need another genre in genders for the lobster fuckers."
Zen Yogi: this is getting way too weird, Silas
Tell me about it, Brer Bear.
Zen Yogi: it's getting weird as fuck
Now you're getting it, mate. It's like cold as hell for something which also makes no sense whatsoever.
Zen Yogi: is hell cold, Silas?
I haven't had the pleasure yet of taking the tour since I don't see it offered on the brochure for the Ridiculously Fucking Expensive Vacations for the Ultra Rich.
Zen Yogi: bears make sense, Silas
I know, Yogi, and humans never will, buddy.
Zen Yogi: where is the hope floating in that, Silas?
That comes when we focus on the ones who do make sense rather than the smoke bombs who don't.
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