When Donald Trump takes a bow for defeating the Sioux in North Dakota it shows America will never be great again since it didn't evolve at all in well over one hundred years. Soon there will be the tale of it all: "From Wounded Knee to Standing Rock, the American Story Never Changed."
Ed: it did evolve since it's vastly more corrupt!
Fair enough. If you will kill Indians, it's important to make a profit on it and DAPL will make billions while the Indians through whose land it was routed will get nothing except the oil spills.
Make America great again? Like that? You're joking, right?
Jeff Zucker, CEO for CNN, has an insatiable lust for money ... but always fails to get it and he showed again why when, after Trump's speech, CNN announced 'Trump sounded Presidential.'
That's odd as he sounded like just another murdering thug down here.
Meanwhile CNN will never be as great as it was in the Ted Turner days after Jeff Zucker has turned CNN into the journalistic equivalent of a tabloid titty bar and Fox News kills them for ratings even when they have no more truth than the average elephant joke.
Ed: the elephant symbolizes the Republicans!
Yah ... and they told me Hillary Clinton symbolizes Democrats too.
Note: the original GOP elephant was an ass in a lion's suit and it appeared first in Harper's Weekly in 1874. (infoplease: What is the origin of the donkey and elephant as the symbols of the Democratic and Republican parties in America?)
Ed: it hasn't changed much!
Nope
Andrew Jackson sounded Presidential as well after he wasted the Indian nation so how about a hat tip for him as well, Jeffie. Here, let me throw you a quarter to balance a ball on your nose too, huh.
Note: CNN is an abysmal failure after throwing away a great lead in American journalism to Fox News. That bit of journalistic and marketing genius may well become a case study in failed businesses for years to come. They had it all ... but apparently spent it on Rachel Maddow.
Ed: correct grammar does not require capitalization of 'presidential!'
Of course not but the neo cerebros think it is required so of course we defer to their greater wisdom.
Here's the beauty part since Rachel Maddow, CNN's sop to the Liberal Left, is no more Socialist than Stalin after she's been taking home thirty grand for every episode of her show. No wonder she had a deep love of Hillary Clinton when both have profited so handsomely from politics.
Ed: $30K per episode? The hell you say!
Well, it's the hell John Oliver says since Yevette gave him one more week than I did and she heard it from him.
Ed: John Oliver also said James Clapper, ex-Director of National Intelligence, has a proclivity toward Mexican schoolboys and 'studies' them the most.
In fact, he didn't say that but it would be riotous comedy if he did. It wouldn't be significant, however, since James Clapper's name is already as associated with filth as Thomas Crapper's name is associated with toilets.
The same problem in reverse is what happened to John Oliver since he was held in high esteem for aggressive muckraking but he folded and now he's just Jimmy Kimmel class (i.e. amusing but irrelevant).
Ed: CNN made muckraking a matter of trying to get the best upskirt shot with Lindsay Lohan.
The Rockhouse didn't forget. A great many neofemmes did, tho.
Ed: anything for a buck!
Welcome to the GOP
Ed: who is Thomas Crapper?
Whoa, you went to school in Louisiana, didn't yewwww.
Ed: Mississippi has the worst schools!
Mississippi has the worst everything and the state is such a shithole it's not even worth fracking. Louisiana at least has America's worst prison for modern-day slaving at Angola but Mississippi doesn't even have that.
Ed: well, thanks for bringing Christmas like Tracy Morgan's reindeer!
You haven't been paying much attention, poco muchacho. The Christmas is you or there ain't no Christmas anywhere.
Ed: who is Tracy Morgan?
No idea but he has a way to go to catch up with Michael Jackson. SNL mentioned that he has a reindeer.
Ed: I don't (sob) have any Christmas
Don't play dumb with me, Peewee Herman, you know the kind of Christmas I mean. The richie kind only brings yachts and sex with children.
But your jaw drops when you hear someone open to sing and we listen to her as if she's a nightingale sent specially to us.
Ed: that kind of Christmas?
Yep, finest kind, mate. She didn't train herself to do that; it's impossible to train for that. You can improve it if it's already there but you can't instill it. So how did she get it?
Ed: where's the rest of the story?
That was the story, mate.
Ed: it did evolve since it's vastly more corrupt!
Fair enough. If you will kill Indians, it's important to make a profit on it and DAPL will make billions while the Indians through whose land it was routed will get nothing except the oil spills.
Make America great again? Like that? You're joking, right?
Jeff Zucker, CEO for CNN, has an insatiable lust for money ... but always fails to get it and he showed again why when, after Trump's speech, CNN announced 'Trump sounded Presidential.'
That's odd as he sounded like just another murdering thug down here.
Meanwhile CNN will never be as great as it was in the Ted Turner days after Jeff Zucker has turned CNN into the journalistic equivalent of a tabloid titty bar and Fox News kills them for ratings even when they have no more truth than the average elephant joke.
Ed: the elephant symbolizes the Republicans!
Yah ... and they told me Hillary Clinton symbolizes Democrats too.
Note: the original GOP elephant was an ass in a lion's suit and it appeared first in Harper's Weekly in 1874. (infoplease: What is the origin of the donkey and elephant as the symbols of the Democratic and Republican parties in America?)
Ed: it hasn't changed much!
Nope
Andrew Jackson sounded Presidential as well after he wasted the Indian nation so how about a hat tip for him as well, Jeffie. Here, let me throw you a quarter to balance a ball on your nose too, huh.
Note: CNN is an abysmal failure after throwing away a great lead in American journalism to Fox News. That bit of journalistic and marketing genius may well become a case study in failed businesses for years to come. They had it all ... but apparently spent it on Rachel Maddow.
Ed: correct grammar does not require capitalization of 'presidential!'
Of course not but the neo cerebros think it is required so of course we defer to their greater wisdom.
Here's the beauty part since Rachel Maddow, CNN's sop to the Liberal Left, is no more Socialist than Stalin after she's been taking home thirty grand for every episode of her show. No wonder she had a deep love of Hillary Clinton when both have profited so handsomely from politics.
Ed: $30K per episode? The hell you say!
Well, it's the hell John Oliver says since Yevette gave him one more week than I did and she heard it from him.
Ed: John Oliver also said James Clapper, ex-Director of National Intelligence, has a proclivity toward Mexican schoolboys and 'studies' them the most.
In fact, he didn't say that but it would be riotous comedy if he did. It wouldn't be significant, however, since James Clapper's name is already as associated with filth as Thomas Crapper's name is associated with toilets.
The same problem in reverse is what happened to John Oliver since he was held in high esteem for aggressive muckraking but he folded and now he's just Jimmy Kimmel class (i.e. amusing but irrelevant).
Ed: CNN made muckraking a matter of trying to get the best upskirt shot with Lindsay Lohan.
The Rockhouse didn't forget. A great many neofemmes did, tho.
Ed: anything for a buck!
Welcome to the GOP
Ed: who is Thomas Crapper?
Whoa, you went to school in Louisiana, didn't yewwww.
Ed: Mississippi has the worst schools!
Mississippi has the worst everything and the state is such a shithole it's not even worth fracking. Louisiana at least has America's worst prison for modern-day slaving at Angola but Mississippi doesn't even have that.
Ed: well, thanks for bringing Christmas like Tracy Morgan's reindeer!
You haven't been paying much attention, poco muchacho. The Christmas is you or there ain't no Christmas anywhere.
Ed: who is Tracy Morgan?
No idea but he has a way to go to catch up with Michael Jackson. SNL mentioned that he has a reindeer.
Ed: I don't (sob) have any Christmas
Don't play dumb with me, Peewee Herman, you know the kind of Christmas I mean. The richie kind only brings yachts and sex with children.
But your jaw drops when you hear someone open to sing and we listen to her as if she's a nightingale sent specially to us.
Ed: that kind of Christmas?
Yep, finest kind, mate. She didn't train herself to do that; it's impossible to train for that. You can improve it if it's already there but you can't instill it. So how did she get it?
Ed: where's the rest of the story?
That was the story, mate.
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