Remember, Remember
The 9th of November
Broken glass, fire and plot
I know of no reason
Why our very own treason
Should ever be forgot
Note: November 9th is the night if Kristalnacht, the beginning of one of the worst horrors in human history
Wake up, Deutschland, Sleeping Beauty
Can you hear your Call of Duty?
The world has gone completely nuts
That's why we're back to help, mein Schatz (i.e. my sweetie)
Achtung! Germans on the rise
But this time we are fucking nice
Authoritarian nationalist Dorks
So tough with your torches and pitchforks
You are not the people, you are the past
The true Germans come for you! Better run fast
Ten million bicycle helmets in sight
Jack Wolfskin jackets marching through the night
Birkenstocks stomp the ground
Munching Kebab and Müsli, earth-shattering sound
Guten Tag, the true Germans are here
We are Xenophobic's biggest fear
You call for strong leaders, for fences and walls
But being like us takes bigger balls
Cause we are
Deutsch - nice
Deutsch - liberal
Deutsch - compassionate
Deutsch - considerate
Deutsch - reasonable
Deutsch - social
Deutsch - temperate
Deutsch - peaceful
Say it clear, say it loud
We are proud of not being proud
We are here to remind you
That we have once been stupid, too
Maniacs with wicked hair
Ja, ja, ja, we have already been there
Trust our Teutonic expertise
We know where assholery leads...
You have an election to vote for the best
But we see it more like an IQ-test
You failed
We've learned our lesson so take our advice
Hold together, try to be nice and...
Deutsch - open
Deutsch - multi-cultural
Deutsch - modest
Deutsch - help the weak and poor
Deutsch - neighbours
Deutsch - tolerant
Deutsch - law (unsure on translation)
Deutsch - Dosenpfand (unsure)
Say it clear, say it loud
We are proud of not being proud
Human dignity is unimpeachable
You will learn, if even we were teachable
We are no longer murderous vandals
Be nice - or we'll come for you in socks and sandals
Reserving your sun loungers with our towels
Vegan sausage in our bowels
"Hey, you dickheads
Take a good look at these legal citizens of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland in the year 2016
It's perfectly legal for them to do whatever the fuck they want to do, you stupid shit for brains
And do you want to know why, fuckface?
Because they're fucking human beings, like you and everyone else
Have you ever heard of the categorival imperative, asshole?
Read Kant, cunt
He also was..."
Deutsch - enlightened
Deutsch - responsible
Deutsch - we cycle
Deutsch - and recycle
Deutsch - Weltmeister
Deutsch - forgiving
Deutsch - Weizenbier
Deutsch - never forget
Deutsch - Fahrvergnügen
Deutsch - freedom of speech
Deutsch - European
Deutsch - unity
Deutsch - Fanta
Deutsch - diversity
Deutsch - selfless
Deutsch - we are Germany
Not you! We!
(Hahaha)
Wake up, Deutschland, Sleeping Beauty
Can you hear your Call of Duty?
The world has gone completely nuts
That's why we're back to help, mein Schatz (i.e. my sweetie)
Achtung! Germans on the rise
But this time we are fucking nice
Authoritarian nationalist Dorks
So tough with your torches and pitchforks
You are not the people, you are the past
The true Germans come for you! Better run fast
Ten million bicycle helmets in sight
Jack Wolfskin jackets marching through the night
Birkenstocks stomp the ground
Munching Kebab and Müsli, earth-shattering sound
Guten Tag, the true Germans are here
We are Xenophobic's biggest fear
You call for strong leaders, for fences and walls
But being like us takes bigger balls
Cause we are
Deutsch - nice
Deutsch - liberal
Deutsch - compassionate
Deutsch - considerate
Deutsch - reasonable
Deutsch - social
Deutsch - temperate
Deutsch - peaceful
Say it clear, say it loud
We are proud of not being proud
We are here to remind you
That we have once been stupid, too
Maniacs with wicked hair
Ja, ja, ja, we have already been there
Trust our Teutonic expertise
We know where assholery leads...
You have an election to vote for the best
But we see it more like an IQ-test
You failed
We've learned our lesson so take our advice
Hold together, try to be nice and...
Deutsch - open
Deutsch - multi-cultural
Deutsch - modest
Deutsch - help the weak and poor
Deutsch - neighbours
Deutsch - tolerant
Deutsch - law (unsure on translation)
Deutsch - Dosenpfand (unsure)
Say it clear, say it loud
We are proud of not being proud
Human dignity is unimpeachable
You will learn, if even we were teachable
We are no longer murderous vandals
Be nice - or we'll come for you in socks and sandals
Reserving your sun loungers with our towels
Vegan sausage in our bowels
"Hey, you dickheads
Take a good look at these legal citizens of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland in the year 2016
It's perfectly legal for them to do whatever the fuck they want to do, you stupid shit for brains
And do you want to know why, fuckface?
Because they're fucking human beings, like you and everyone else
Have you ever heard of the categorival imperative, asshole?
Read Kant, cunt
He also was..."
Deutsch - enlightened
Deutsch - responsible
Deutsch - we cycle
Deutsch - and recycle
Deutsch - Weltmeister
Deutsch - forgiving
Deutsch - Weizenbier
Deutsch - never forget
Deutsch - Fahrvergnügen
Deutsch - freedom of speech
Deutsch - European
Deutsch - unity
Deutsch - Fanta
Deutsch - diversity
Deutsch - selfless
Deutsch - we are Germany
Not you! We!
(Hahaha)
Reference: Be Deutsch! by Jan Böhmermann {lyrics)
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