Twitticisms 7/30 - 1

07-30-2016 11:39:50 - Politicians can walk around in a circle and people believe them when they call it progress. Such is the American electorate.

07-30-2016 11:29:30 - When Clinton loses to Trump, it will be her own fault for being too weak to resist Republicans, just like Obama.

07-30-2016 11:13:55 - Shows what happens when Katy Perry is rolled out to rock radio. Van explodes.
https://t.co/Uux2QIVVew via @radio1023pdx

07-30-2016 10:53:04 - Sorriest Democrat Ever #3WordHillary

07-30-2016 10:52:10 - If Obama keeps pushing his chickenshit imperialism in Ukraine, there won't even be an election

07-30-2016 07:42:42 - Secret Science Nerds: Queen's Lead Guitarist Brian May is a published Astrophysicist
https://t.co/Y8gbKw8LvW

07-30-2016 07:20:15 - When something starts with Russia is Trump, you know you're going to find some pants-pissing terrified dumb motherfuckers

07-30-2016 07:17:29 - So #WhenIPlayAHashtag it leaves one hand free to play with my penis

07-30-2016 06:23:37 - The Week Jimi Hendrix Toured with the Monkees | What happens when you put Hendrix in front of a bubblegum audience
https://t.co/qzcLO7uw2N

07-30-2016 06:12:38 - ISIS Wants a Global Civil War | Here's one for the pants-pissing terrified
https://t.co/ON4SAzBLki

07-30-2016 06:10:41 - Md. cop couple fined big for defrauding half a million for education for their kids | Great lesson, Dad
https://t.co/jZBtmB3wM4

07-30-2016 04:23:21 - It's a bitch as my credit card won't show it's validated for another hundred years. #TimeTravelerProblems

07-30-2016 04:05:44 - Average Full-Time College Student Spends 2.76 Hours Per Day On Education | That's not education, that's a hobby
https://t.co/N3PdXveDjn

07-30-2016 03:59:40 - US military plane has unplanned landing in Russia | At least the Boy Scouts got some close-up pics from it
https://t.co/kwyc2Uq4Ho

07-30-2016 03:07:30 - Easy for ISiS to defeat America as they only need Vegemite. Whenever Yanks smell it, they run like bee-stung dogs, yelping and whining.

07-30-2016 03:04:05 - Katy Perry is the band? Are you fucking serious? Tell me there's a real band back-stage.

07-30-2016 02:59:02 - BIG BOOTY BAIT IN PUBLIC PRANK! (ORIGINAL VERSION) | That's not a booty, it's the whole fucking landing zone
https://t.co/fB4xzWOAWF

07-30-2016 02:51:43 - Ithaka Blog: In Greece Before the Olive Trees Fill Out: All of those trees are olives and they appear to be n...
https://t.co/jmiBtZoyCc

07-30-2016 02:44:57 - It's not about winning, it's about doing what's right. How can that possibly be hard to grasp.

07-30-2016 02:44:11 - Hat tip to Bernie Sanders as he took a gut punch in the betrayal by the DNC but he's standing back up to do the right thing.