Friday, July 15, 2016

Cincinnati Tops Texas with a Tornado Hit Plus a Bruce Willis Movie

After seeing from pics of the whackage in Cincinnati, we see also it's been confirmed the storm was a tornado.  It wasn't a huge one but tornadoes don't have to be and this one knocked over many large trees which crushed houses and cars.

Texas storms take the win, tho, as there aren't so many trees and Texas gets much more frequent floods which float houses right away.  When you see a house floating down the river, I submit you are witnessing a notable storm.


Where Cincinnati takes the overall win is Bruce Willis has announced he will shoot his next action movie, "First Kill," in Cincinnati.  (WLWT:  Bruce Willis returning to Cincinnati for new action-thriller)

We will probably never see it, however, since we remember the words of Mark Twain when he said, "When the end of the world comes, I will move to Cincinnati and live another ten years."

If you question whether it's worth living another ten years, it only shows you don't know Skyline Chili and have never heard of Amol India.


Thank you to the Mystery Lady for not getting splattered by the 'nader and we can cheerfully report Queen Bee is reporting, albeit with somewhat less cheer, regarding the splatterage, particularly in Clifton where busted trees and crushed houses / cars seem to be in common supply.  She would know if Doc got splattered so we have high confidence there are no personal weepers coming out of the story.  Right now they seem mostly to be considering things and thinking, "Man, who's going to clean this shit up."

(Ed:  socialists?)

Right you are, mate.


By the way, fracking causes tornadoes!

(Ed:  that's total crap!)

Of course it is but it's an election season and we're sure someone will believe it.  Meanwhile, we will continue watching Bruce Willis movies while others do as they will.

Ach, und diese auch ... Bruce Willis ist ein Deutscher.

(Ed:  fo' real?)

Yep, he really is but you will really freak hearing Sandra Bullock's command of German.



Note:  Germany doesn't suffer tornadoes.

(Ed:  which makes Bruce Willis kind of a dumb ass for going somewhere tornadoes are common!)

Fair enough ... but who has more fun doing it.

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