Why rely on some second-rate bank-sponsored pissant to destroy the world when Cthulhu can do it all by himself. It doesn't taste like much but it gets you there faster.
The best things about Cthulhu:
- he doesn't give sanctimonious speeches
- he can't fucking stand Paul Simon
- he won't use cowardly drone bombs from the sky since he will just use a tentacle
- he laughs at the pussies in the Pentagon who never even fought a cold as Cthulhu will kill you himself
Perhaps you say you didn't ask for this but, nay, you begged for it:
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