Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Embrace the Madness with Cthulhu for 2016


Why rely on some second-rate bank-sponsored pissant to destroy the world when Cthulhu can do it all by himself.  It doesn't taste like much but it gets you there faster.


The best things about Cthulhu:

- he doesn't give sanctimonious speeches

- he can't fucking stand Paul Simon

- he won't use cowardly drone bombs from the sky since he will just use a tentacle

- he laughs at the pussies in the Pentagon who never even fought a cold as Cthulhu will kill you himself


Perhaps you say you didn't ask for this but, nay, you begged for it:

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