Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Tips on Being a Presidential Stepford Wife

Presidential Wives should accept their typecasting as smiling drones and relax as they piss away four years of their lives in total subordination to just about everything else on the planet.

There's all kinds of uproar this morning about a plagiarized speech by Melania Trump and that should give all the news necessary to see there was no other news of even parking meter violations in Cheyenne, Wyoming, last night.

To review, how many possible speeches can a Presidential Wife possibly give.

I will smile a lot
I will practice the First Lady wave
I will read books to children
I will not piss anyone off anywhere
World peace


She's so screwed.  Of all the bad jobs in the world, First Lady has to be way up close to the top.  Your job is to be subservient ... and smile ... a lot.


(Ed: the big bucks come after)

We shall see.  Obama's tax returns will probably be monitored for years because he's a textbook study in racism after the way he has been treated.  There's no reason to believe that will stop because they will love to go smashface on the black guy any time they can.  He knows that so we shall see.


The First Lady has to pick up some cause to champion and it has to be innocuous without any possible offense even to people in Oklahoma.  Other than Eleanor Roosevelt, the Queen of First Ladies, Lady Bird Johnson pulled off the best show with beautify America.  She didn't want billboards along the highways or any visual rubbish of that nature.  She was only partially successful but it did yield good things and it was a great vibe which is remembered sixty years later.

Note:  I didn't notice much, if any, of that kind of eyesore along Euro roads and highways and that was after driving for thousands of kilometers.


The shallowness of this farce of an election remains unchanged and looks like it will end up like the Mojave Desert before too much longer.





There was mild amusement in the Trump / Pence logo, tho.


It's all class for this show, yessirree, Bob.

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