Tuesday, July 26, 2016

SaveMe Delights in Second Life's Peculiar Proclivities

There's a link to SaveMe Oh's blog in the sidebar and this one is a prime cracker as she explores what types of special services are available in Second Life, with particular attention to horses.  (SaveMe Oh Weblog:  How Long Would You Like Me To Help You Lick Him?)

This is a public service she offers as how can you really be sure what you're buying if first you don't ask.  SaveMe has a number of highly-specific requests and the responses are priceless.  In case this, erm, arouses your interests, she does ask for quotes.

Yes, kids, this is what your parents are doing online.


All together for the disclaimer:  Silas does not participate in online horse fucking.

Of course you don't believe it but my advantage is I don't care if you believe it.


Even Bad Silas wasn't that bad ... but I live with my regrets (larfs).

(Ed:  yah but you would incite bad stuff all around you in shows)

Well, bad is a matter of perspective, isn't it.  If you think playing a set in front of aggressive naked women is problem, you may want to review your rock 'n roll priorities.


Today Farmer Joe in Oklahoma was arrested for fucking a cow.  Sometimes we see articles of this nature listed and it helps understand why people in Facebook don't know much about anything.  We understand Farmer Joe only said in his own defense, "Well, it was better than ..."

Better than what, Jethro?


Then there was that yokel in Florida who fell in love with a manatee and ...

(Ed:  is that even possible?)

No idea ... but ... SaveMe Oh has shown us it's probably available in Second Life ... and the manatee will love you back, at least for an hour so long as you pay for the room.

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