Thursday, March 2, 2017

"Ride the Dragon" CD Gets a New Shot at Getting into the Game

The replacement CD cover for the "Ride the Dragon" has been uploaded to CD Baby and this should grease things splendidly for getting it to iTunes.  Usually an online CD release only takes a few hours so the cartoon boobies for the original cover must have stripped their gears a bit.

There's no need to push the replacement out just now since that will keep when the distribution is likely imminent and I would need to post the image again.

Ed:  oh, the suspense!

I can imagine.


Updated:  I neglected to push a button but it's done now and the CD is out for their inspection again.


There are still most impressive boobies in the replacement image but these are barely covered rather than standing proudly in their holy nakedness.

Ed:  holy?

You know how it goes since God made women after he saw how ugly men turned out.


Speaking of ugly men, a possible nomination for the Gayest Scene in a Hollywood movie is in "Die Hard 2" when Colonel Stuart does his naked muscle-flexing yoga schmoga or some shit like that.

Note:  straight boys need to get it that gay men apparently see us as the sissies and, wtf, you don't see Lawrence of Arabia worrying about Valentine's Day but you do and you get her the chocolates too, don't you.

Ed:  you do that as well!

Actually, I don't.  If I'm at Dallas VA on a Wednesday and I'm there by myself, I'll try to bring back some fudge but that's as far as I go and that's not for romance as it's more about saying 'some things don't suck.'  Valentine's Day is strictly for squirrels.

Note:  a more sincere art review is that was some of the best masculine art photography I've ever seen and it wasn't so weird I couldn't grok it as with some avant garde Japanese photography.


Meanwhile, the CD is in process and should come up shortly as in a few hours.

I did go with the image of Telia but she's not riding a dragon although she looks suitably regal suited in her outfit made of green leaves and wearing jewelry one only sees on an Empress.  She looks directly into the camera and the title challenges "Ride the Dragon" so, in effect, this image is much more pornographically suggestive than the other but it will likely get a pass because cartoon boob leaves.

Note:  you couldn't possibly make this up.


One marginally-relevant aside as I went to the store a while ago and I was using Yevette's debit card.  The owner has taken it from me multiple times but looked at it and asked, "And you are Yevette X?"

Take it easy as the question sounds stupid but he's a terrorist from India so how should he know what these Texans call each other.  Then he said, "I can't be too careful.  Do you understand?"

I told him, "Sure, I understand.  In these days, fake plastic means much more than Hollywood starlets."

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