Thursday, March 9, 2017

MI6 and GCHQ Help Prevent an Eel Terrorist Attack in London and Hong Kong



The plot exposed the Heathrow Connection through which terrorists smuggled eels from Spain to England and then to Hong Kong.  The terrorist eels were weaponized in England and were then sent to Hong Kong to perform whatever acts of terrorist eel malevolence they may.

Ed:  so what if they bite?  They're small!

It doesn't matter much when one eel bites you but, when half a million of them do it, you're a John Carpenter movie.


A passenger allegedly tried to smuggled 600,000 endangered live eels onto a plane from Heathrow.

The slipper customers, bound for Hong Kong, were spotted hidden under a load of chilled fish at Heathrow Airport.

Border Force officials arrested a man, 64, in Chessington for alleged customs offences and he was bailed until August. 

The 200kg of European "glass" eels would be worth around £1.2m on the black market.

BBC:  Passenger 'tried to smuggle 600,000 endangered live eels onto plane from Heathrow'

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