Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Justin Bieber Didn't Kill Music - Warrant Did That with "Cherry Pie"

We have only heard one thing from Justin Bieber and it wasn't very good.  However, it didn't reach the level of Absolutely Bloody Awful as Warrant managed with "Cherry Pie" in the song that killed rock.




Musical life was idyllic with the vibe from Hendrix, Genesis, Brand X, and all manner of prog rock while we also had a horde of headbangers who weren't just going to the show to see if old geezer Ozzy dies before the end of it.

Then we awakened and discovered these leather-clad yokels playacting at being the heavyweight hard asses ... and we wept.


You can see from the comments on YouTube about them how rock went so far off the tracks.  There are comments to the effect of they're so nice and they're so much fun.

And they have such good teeth, don't they.

Kee-rist.

If you want 'nice and fun,' go to fucking Disneyland.  Maybe they will even have some cherry pie for you there.

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