Saturday, January 28, 2017

Apple Has Patented a Vape Which Couldn't Possibly Be for Stoners

Although this device appears to deliver a perfect mechanism for vaping the ganja, Apple, of course, must have some more serious purpose ... even when there's not a hint of evidence for any other application.


What logical reason does Apple have for vaporizing anything.  (The Verge:  Apple has filed a patent for some sort of vaporizer)


Here are some possible ideas for its application from the ridiculous to the completely ludicrous.

So while an e-cigarette isn’t totally out of the question, a vaporizer could mean a number of things, including... an air freshener! What we do know is Apple is working on some kind of car technology, so this patent could well be part of that. Even Mercedes-Benz has looked into custom automotive scent for the car — perhaps an Apple smellorator is in the works. Or maybe it’s an effort to make all Apple stores smell the same, a la Abercrombie & Fitch.

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When it looks like a vape and does what vapes do, that's got to be the prelude to the iBuzz because ... get an Apple buzz, it's better.

Ed:  and more expensive!

Much more expensive.  It's already getting electronic with the thermostatically-controlled heater.  Maybe it will have a sensor for smoke density so it can cheerfully advise when it's ready for a tok.


Get the Apple iBuzz ... it costs ten times as much but it fucks you up more

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