When there's nothing positive anywhere else, there's only one move: make up somethin'.
As we saw the other day, 'sexy' and 'sleazy' in the title are a big draw. I'm not sure what we have on tap for sexy and sleazy.
Yep, may need to come back to that.
There are the historical records but they've been drifting dry lately and see above about sexy and sleazy. They're way light on sexy and sleazy.
The trouble with family historical records is much of that stuff embarrasses the hell out of people and we don't want embarrassments, we want big laffs, hi-jinks, a fun-filled time for all ... with or without police.
But big laffs aren't part of sexy and sleazy ... or you're doing it wrong. (Sometimes not but mostly)
Someone asked how I am and is it safe to read the blog to discover an answer for that. Answer is it's not but that's not because the blog is dangerous but rather it won't tell you. I do confess to as much spin as possible on things as the real isn't too sexy or sleazy or, ideally, sexy and sleazy. The real situation is headed hard right to worse so sexy or sleazy are not likely.
So, how about some positivity in True Love, huh ...
Haximoto the Queen Goddess of Motor Scooters (sigh)
She carried the Galaxy Guitar ... and my tired ass ... three thousand kilometers ... at about 80kph. She's crazy dangerous but a riot to ride.
(Ed: you seriously trying to pass that off as sexy or sleazy?)
Ain't workin' for you, huh?
How about the Greek license plate. That's sexy, right?
(Ed: Greece, yes. The license plate, no.)
Um, yah. I see your point.
Well, looks like a strike-out on sexy or sleazy here. Too bad you can't get that at Playboy anymore either. I guess you're just bummin' all over, amigo.
As we saw the other day, 'sexy' and 'sleazy' in the title are a big draw. I'm not sure what we have on tap for sexy and sleazy.
Yep, may need to come back to that.
There are the historical records but they've been drifting dry lately and see above about sexy and sleazy. They're way light on sexy and sleazy.
The trouble with family historical records is much of that stuff embarrasses the hell out of people and we don't want embarrassments, we want big laffs, hi-jinks, a fun-filled time for all ... with or without police.
But big laffs aren't part of sexy and sleazy ... or you're doing it wrong. (Sometimes not but mostly)
Someone asked how I am and is it safe to read the blog to discover an answer for that. Answer is it's not but that's not because the blog is dangerous but rather it won't tell you. I do confess to as much spin as possible on things as the real isn't too sexy or sleazy or, ideally, sexy and sleazy. The real situation is headed hard right to worse so sexy or sleazy are not likely.
So, how about some positivity in True Love, huh ...
Haximoto the Queen Goddess of Motor Scooters (sigh)
She carried the Galaxy Guitar ... and my tired ass ... three thousand kilometers ... at about 80kph. She's crazy dangerous but a riot to ride.
(Ed: you seriously trying to pass that off as sexy or sleazy?)
Ain't workin' for you, huh?
How about the Greek license plate. That's sexy, right?
(Ed: Greece, yes. The license plate, no.)
Um, yah. I see your point.
Well, looks like a strike-out on sexy or sleazy here. Too bad you can't get that at Playboy anymore either. I guess you're just bummin' all over, amigo.
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