Come one, come all. Feel the excitement, feel the fun ... of yet another fucking conspiracy theory.
And we give you ... da da ... the Commie Conspiracy:
Dr. Medford Evans — Former Chief of Security for the Atom Bomb Project
Since people of the Jewish faith have been the number one historical victims of the Communist Conspiracy, we wish every member of our faith would carefully read this book so they will become aware of the forces which often attempt to manipulate them.
Yah, told we had conspiracy theories or you. See, Netanyahu is wrong about Muslims wanting to waste Jews. Nooooo, that's not it. The Muslims are only tools of the vast Commie conspiracy.
Be ever vigilant.
Dr. Barney Finkel — President, The Jewish Right
John A. Stormer (born February 9, 1928) is an American Protestant anti-communist author, best known for his 1964 book None Dare Call it Treason. Both a pastor and a Christian school superintendent, his books have sold millions, warning America about the communist infiltration of American society, politics and culture. He has been called by Daniel Pipes ”the man who may be the most popular U.S. backstairs author of all time.”[1] Richard Hofstadter in The Paranoid Style in American Politics called it a "masterful piece of folkish propaganda."[2]
And we give you ... da da ... the Commie Conspiracy:
Dr. Medford Evans — Former Chief of Security for the Atom Bomb Project
Since people of the Jewish faith have been the number one historical victims of the Communist Conspiracy, we wish every member of our faith would carefully read this book so they will become aware of the forces which often attempt to manipulate them.
Yah, told we had conspiracy theories or you. See, Netanyahu is wrong about Muslims wanting to waste Jews. Nooooo, that's not it. The Muslims are only tools of the vast Commie conspiracy.
Be ever vigilant.
Whatever one dares to call the apparatus described and documented in this book, he will ignore it at his peril. 1972 may well be our last chance to defuse this destructive device. This book tells you how you can expose and demolish it.
Tell you what, Barney ... that was over forty years ago for the last chance. Do you think we made it, buddy? Ask Fred and get back with an answer, if you could.
(Ed: what was the device?)
Who knows. Maybe a Q-Bomb from the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
And here's the real plum:
Ezra Taft Benson — Former Secretary of Agriculture
NDCC is an admirable job of amassing information to prove that communism is socialism and socialism (a plot to enslave the world) is not a movement of the downtrodden but a scheme supported and directed by the wealthiest of people. If enough Americans read and act upon NDCC, they really can save the Republic from the conspirators — whose plans for the destruction of our country are galloping fast toward completion.
The conspirators ... galloping ... man, we are so fucked.
For more edification of an entirely looney tunes nature, be sure to tune in to None Dare Call it Conspiracy. If you have been looking for the aluminum hat screwballs, your prayers have been answered.
As to how it got that way:
The book was published fifty years ago and he has been milking it ever since.
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