Monday, October 26, 2015

Twitticisms

10-26-2015 06:28:09 - I's my specific purpose to alienate politically-correct people. They're evil, they're dishonest, and they lie.
10-26-2015 06:12:38 - Republicans: the number one reason people think we're deaf, dumb, and dangerous - Garrison Keillor
10-26-2015 06:05:03 - Major earthquake in Afghanistan. Maybe that would matter if the U.S. military had not already destroyed the country.
10-26-2015 06:00:20 - Garrison Keillor gives us the idea of American 'Christians of Convenience' and that one hits it so squarely it sounds like a band name.
10-26-2015 05:59:03 - Ithaka Blog: It's 5:00 a.m. and America is Asleep - This is Why the GOP Wins: So the Democrats go for a sweet-...
https://t.co/AH7FZUBsTo
10-26-2015 05:51:56 - The latest bullshit sob story is a cop in Alabama who gave food to a homeless person ... it's only news for its rarity.
10-26-2015 05:29:14 - The more politically-correct the President, the greater the certitude the candidate is a criminal.
10-26-2015 05:26:01 - Guatemala has elected Jimmy Morales, a professional comedian, as President but America did that thirty years ago.
https://t.co/VXpHHII57O
10-26-2015 05:23:48 - Jimmy Fallon hurt his other hand, most likely from jerking off more political candidates for money.
10-26-2015 05:21:40 - CNN asks if Clinton can keep her momentum but the momentum is fake. America doesn't need more bribe monkeys like her husband.
10-26-2015 00:08:49 - Back to the Future writer: bad guy Biff was based on Donald Trump
https://t.co/qZKrTK1NFP
10-25-2015 23:50:18 - Ithaka Blog: Holding on Recording: A trial bit just now was good play and came through well on the monitors .....
https://t.co/I2HcEHDjaa

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