Wednesday, October 28, 2015

CNN Offers Six Things To Observe in the Republican Debate

We have six things as well.  We don't know when the debate takes place and, frankly, it doesn't matter because we have heard enough from those simple-minded weasels.  My life is not substantively changed by hearing Ben Carson preaching some puerile crap about the Holocaust or Donald Trump talking about how a million dollars isn't much.

Herewith, the six things to observe during the Republican debate:

"2001 - A Space Odyssey" - the movie is long and boring but so is the debate but with 2001 you get beautiful music and images, things you will never see in the GOP crew.

"Hopalong Cassidy" reruns - Hopalong didn't talk about guns, he used one to do his job.  Again, nothing like the GOP.

Porno - the GOP debate is political porno but the kind with boobs and butts is a whole lot more interesting.

The Full Moon - it always brings out the crazies but it's much cooler than they are.  Look for Bugs Bunny in the face of the Moon.

Tropical fish - it's immensely relaxing to watch tropical fish swim about so you can watch fish on television which will only leave you pissed-off or you can watch things being beautiful for no particular reason.

Silas videos - change your life in exquisite ways ... or at least have something to do while you blow a bowl.


And they say it's the only game in town.

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