Twitticisms

10-24-2015 14:38:56 - And, yah, GOP studs typically stop having sex at 68, according to Harvard study. That's why they don't talk sexy; they're not.

10-24-2015 14:37:45 - Trumping the Tea Party was a good stunt for Clinton but not huge because they don't have the brains of a bucket of tap water.

10-24-2015 14:36:08 - Donald Trump says Carson 'super low-energy,' meaning Carson gets no sex. Probably true ... for both:
https://t.co/zdjyukBcP0 via @YahooNews

10-24-2015 14:35:04 - Clinton wants to thank stupid Tea Party clowns for all the money, just like she planned.
https://t.co/1eqbU1iQZ6

10-24-2015 14:33:48 - Geez, these Trump / Clinton concept is depressing. Worst of the worst from both sides. The only way the People win is if they don't show.

10-24-2015 14:32:01 - When you can't get the drunks to church, make the church a bar. Yes, of course it's Arizona. 
https://t.co/30XS1fPQwn

10-24-2015 14:30:06 - Bacon-flavored Pop-Tart are yet another reason America should be under quarantine
https://t.co/7CGVLlelUN via @WTKR3

10-24-2015 14:28:51 - Everything you need to know about the UK clocks change 2015 - Easy to fix: throw out your clocks.
https://t.co/EDgqO8Nq7B

10-24-2015 12:33:51 - BBC News - Illegal erectile dysfunction pills worth £1m seized from house in Datchet - Horniest Guy in the Universe
https://t.co/9FlOlocB3t

10-24-2015 11:44:17 - American cops should be able to easily kill one thousand by year's end.
https://t.co/CcwurCZ71y

10-24-2015 11:42:30 - Caitlyn Jenner 'wanted limelight of female Kardashians' – Germaine Greer - she's right but article bashes her for it
https://t.co/CdKj06mxCN

10-24-2015 11:33:50 - If it's Clinton or the GOP, there's no question. Stop Clinton no matter who does it.

10-24-2015 11:33:18 - I'd rather watch some asshole Republican in the White House than see another Democrat reneging on promises and acting like a Republican.

10-24-2015 11:31:38 - Clinton bag money shifts perception so vote Sanders or GOP who suck and will screw us but better than Clinton lying saying she won't.

10-24-2015 09:17:16 - When 'biker' means bicycle, there's no point in two wheels anymore. Internal combustion was grand and will be sorely missed.

10-24-2015 09:15:11 - CNN: Russian airstrike hits Syrian hospital, aid group says @CNN - looks like the only game in town these days.
https://t.co/g4R0GfvTuI

10-24-2015 09:11:29 - Ithaka Blog: On Being Deliberately Offensive: The objective is to assfuck political correctness until it screa...
https://t.co/arerBbqH4f

10-24-2015 08:35:14 - CNN: Torrential rain -- up to 4" an hour -- pummels Texas @CNN - Well, some parts are wet, that much is true.
https://t.co/rAAZw7hs8g

10-24-2015 08:29:04 - Ithaka Blog: Oh, So You Don't Like My Language?: Yesterday I was using the terlet as I am sometimes wont to do...
https://t.co/nbjhdqZtfK

10-24-2015 07:56:05 - Ithaka Blog: So, Uh, How Did They Do It, Dagwood?: After you think on it a bit the oh-yeah moment comes.  That...
https://t.co/oHE0M6kSMu