Yah, it's all true. They shamed it out of me and now I have to confess. I hate homophobes.
They piss me off because they talk about gay marriage all the time.
(Ed: why?)
Who in this Universe gives a flying fuck about gay marriage except the people getting married.
(Ed: sometimes nuns say that)
Heya, bitch. Don't be bustin' on nuns. Sister Helen Prejean is a saint.
(Ed: say what??)
She has spent her entire life in strong and public opposition to capital punishment and cessation of that primitive and vicious occupation by the state will be her legacy. She is out there being a saint at this very moment, trying to save yet another sinner.
(Ed: that sounds kind of preacherly, Jerry Falwell)
Bite me. Jerry Falwell is another homophobe. We hate him.
(Ed: what about those transgenders?)
How should we even know. There are more politically-correct words for different types of gender than Baskin Robbins has flavors of ice cream.
What we do know is adding or removing parts to yer body will clock in as belltower crazy here at the Rockhouse ... but ... if'n that makes someone happy then what do we care. It only needs to be clear that no-one gets any parts of me own parts unless they are removed from me post-mortem corpus. Coincidentally, that's also the only way anyone will ever get the Galaxy Guitar.
(Ed: sometimes the docs remove stuff anyway)
Yah, they get off on that. They're strange but we don't hate them. In general it's best to avoid them because they will always find something wrong with you. If you want that, just get married.
Maestro, rimshot, please.
(Maestro: de dum pum)
(Ed: Caitlyn Jenner takes a beating here)
Yah, well crucify me for that. That bitch is boring, unattractive, and killed someone. I may have missed which part I was supposed to find attractive.
(Ed: she is transgender)
Perhaps I need to repeat: that bitch is boring, unattractive, and killed someone.
Proof of her capacity in boredom is she even made her transgender switch tedious and uninteresting.
Coming up on Discovery Channel (or some such), the preparation as finally Caitlynn Jenner is going to bone with someone. Let's watch.
Um, let's not.
They piss me off because they talk about gay marriage all the time.
(Ed: why?)
Who in this Universe gives a flying fuck about gay marriage except the people getting married.
(Ed: sometimes nuns say that)
Heya, bitch. Don't be bustin' on nuns. Sister Helen Prejean is a saint.
(Ed: say what??)
She has spent her entire life in strong and public opposition to capital punishment and cessation of that primitive and vicious occupation by the state will be her legacy. She is out there being a saint at this very moment, trying to save yet another sinner.
(Ed: that sounds kind of preacherly, Jerry Falwell)
Bite me. Jerry Falwell is another homophobe. We hate him.
(Ed: what about those transgenders?)
How should we even know. There are more politically-correct words for different types of gender than Baskin Robbins has flavors of ice cream.
What we do know is adding or removing parts to yer body will clock in as belltower crazy here at the Rockhouse ... but ... if'n that makes someone happy then what do we care. It only needs to be clear that no-one gets any parts of me own parts unless they are removed from me post-mortem corpus. Coincidentally, that's also the only way anyone will ever get the Galaxy Guitar.
(Ed: sometimes the docs remove stuff anyway)
Yah, they get off on that. They're strange but we don't hate them. In general it's best to avoid them because they will always find something wrong with you. If you want that, just get married.
Maestro, rimshot, please.
(Maestro: de dum pum)
(Ed: Caitlyn Jenner takes a beating here)
Yah, well crucify me for that. That bitch is boring, unattractive, and killed someone. I may have missed which part I was supposed to find attractive.
(Ed: she is transgender)
Perhaps I need to repeat: that bitch is boring, unattractive, and killed someone.
Proof of her capacity in boredom is she even made her transgender switch tedious and uninteresting.
Coming up on Discovery Channel (or some such), the preparation as finally Caitlynn Jenner is going to bone with someone. Let's watch.
Um, let's not.
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