"Give the Queen a Kleenex"

All the queens have colds
and it's getting kind of weary
but there's nothing much to say
on an endless trail of tears.

And so we beseech Madonna
can you ease the sinner's pain
when the only sport ever known
is crying out in the rain.

You'll hear the wayward wailing
every place you ever go
because dogs can never walk away
from where someone else called home

Could you help me comes the calling
and you would with any way
but there isn't any answer
because it's someone else's say

What of yonder bridge it asks
is it safe right over there?
I can see across the rainbow
but but do they really care?

Someone cared who made the rainbow
It doesn't matter where it goes
You only have to cross the bridge
and, besides, you already know.

There's no crying around a rainbow
It doesn't matter who you are are
The only thing important now
we came together so very far.

We came to ask the Delph
to discover what he might say
Delph said, you need no body
you don't need one on this way

Leave your tears for the goldfish
while Madonna sings her song.
The Queen is Robert Preston
but you've known that all along.


Source:  "There's nothing so pitiful as a queen with a cold" - Robert Preston in "Victor, Victoria"