Twitticisms 10/27 - 1

10-27-2015 08:02:56 - Just saw profile from Penelope @mylittlebong in which she says she is 'Just a small town girl, living in a stoner world' so name that tune.

10-27-2015 07:55:11 - Martin Shkreli still works assiduously toward proving he is a fatuous ass and succeeds splendidly.
https://t.co/9mDLgZ5C98

10-27-2015 07:52:43 - Good night Islam as the heat index is expected to reach 170 degrees in the Middle East within eighty years.
https://t.co/CsCXvptQyl

10-27-2015 07:51:38 - They found a highly-agitated boy inside a washing machine ... because ... (drum roll) ... New Zealand
https://t.co/WCXDZvSok5

10-27-2015 07:49:51 - The lesbian couple that want to help fund cannabis-related businesses - Gay Star News
https://t.co/weA9OXfKnW

10-27-2015 07:26:52 - Ithaka Blog: Medical Plan Not as Lackadaisical As It Seems: The specific plan is to present at the dermatology...
https://t.co/feOyZc3Nik

10-27-2015 06:15:53 - CNN asked today if cops are afraid to do their jobs but we see they are not afraid to beat up high school girls. #AssaultAtSpringValleyHigh

10-27-2015 06:14:51 - RT @AaronDenius: The girl was not a threat. The officer should be arrested and charged with assault. No exceptions. #AssaultatSpringValley…

10-27-2015 06:08:22 - Ithaka Blog: Pupils Learn Poorly When Using Computer Programs: You hear almost everywhere about the revolution...
https://t.co/1Oqj6YsQ3r

10-27-2015 05:34:28 - Check out my @Ookla Speedtest result! What's your speed?
https://t.co/oWiSu20s5p #speedtest

10-27-2015 05:33:16 - If you think your Internet provider is ripping you off, use
https://t.co/FdbjHgmkGF to verify the actual service speed you are getting.

10-27-2015 05:31:58 - CNN asks about cops afraid to do their jobs and here is one who wasn't afraid to pull a schoolgirl from her desk.
https://t.co/ydA7VScW04

10-27-2015 05:30:59 - Nancy Grace said something today ... and that's a shame as we thought she had been eaten by wolverines for being such a tasteless menace.

10-27-2015 05:28:38 - CNN asks why a black woman joins the LAPD. Our guess is it's the same reason as anyone else becomes a cop: no other prospects.

10-27-2015 05:27:55 - CNN asks if cops are scared to do their jobs. Maybe but they're not scared of killing people as they get closer to a 1000 body count.

10-27-2015 05:27:10 - CNN asks if GOP debate can 'save' Fiorina. In a word: fuck no. Throw that reptile to the alligators.