An Australian terrorist kangaroo was loose in Waxahachie, TX, today and was subsequently captured by local authorities. The District Attorney has not yet announced whether any ordnance was found in the kangaroo's pouch. (7News: Kangaroo filmed dodging traffic)
Yes, we're aware that story is from Adelaide in Australia. However, this is an example of the subversion of the media to suppress the actual story from Waxahachie where the terrorist kangaroo was reported on local radio to be loose.
And, what the hell, if you don't believe it, just pretend I'm Carly Fiorina.
You see, Australia has their own version of DARPA but instead of working with implanting computer chips in the brains of humans, the Australian military research scientists have been working with kangaroos. The result was a creature which turns into a deadly killing machine when it hears the keyword, "Miranda."
The applications for the U.S. Navy terrorist dolphins is limited as the best they can do is blow up oil rigs ... but ... if it's a BP rig, it will blow up anyway.
However, the Australian terrorist kangaroos are unstoppable. If Donald Trump builds a wall, they will simply jump over it ... and then explode ... hideously.
Radical Muslims have courted the research scientists to determine whether the kangaroos could survive in the Middle East, at least for the few weeks they will need each one. They were rejected because the Australians don't like Muslims, Australians don't like anyone.
(Oz Boy: oy, mate. Oz isn't the most racist country in the world)
Maybe so, Crocodile Dundee, but you're in a foot race with the U.S. for the title.
(Yankee Boy: America isn't the most racist country in the world)
Tell you what, Yankee Doodle, we will chip in to buy you a newspaper.
Yes, we're aware that story is from Adelaide in Australia. However, this is an example of the subversion of the media to suppress the actual story from Waxahachie where the terrorist kangaroo was reported on local radio to be loose.
And, what the hell, if you don't believe it, just pretend I'm Carly Fiorina.
You see, Australia has their own version of DARPA but instead of working with implanting computer chips in the brains of humans, the Australian military research scientists have been working with kangaroos. The result was a creature which turns into a deadly killing machine when it hears the keyword, "Miranda."
The applications for the U.S. Navy terrorist dolphins is limited as the best they can do is blow up oil rigs ... but ... if it's a BP rig, it will blow up anyway.
However, the Australian terrorist kangaroos are unstoppable. If Donald Trump builds a wall, they will simply jump over it ... and then explode ... hideously.
Radical Muslims have courted the research scientists to determine whether the kangaroos could survive in the Middle East, at least for the few weeks they will need each one. They were rejected because the Australians don't like Muslims, Australians don't like anyone.
(Oz Boy: oy, mate. Oz isn't the most racist country in the world)
Maybe so, Crocodile Dundee, but you're in a foot race with the U.S. for the title.
(Yankee Boy: America isn't the most racist country in the world)
Tell you what, Yankee Doodle, we will chip in to buy you a newspaper.
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