Saturday, October 24, 2015

Don't Ever Take Candy from a Mississippi Cop

One of the most lurid examples of fear-mongering ever succeeded splendidly within Mississippi but that's understandable because anyone intelligent left Mississippi long ago.  The remarkable thing is the mass underlectual fervor for the spread to other states but much of that was Facebook and the same principle applies there as to the state of Mississippi.

Everything you need to know about Mississippi is that was the birthplace of delta blues.  The important thing about that is ... it left and went to Kansas City and Chicago as soon as it could get  the hell out of that godforsaken wasteland.  Why do you think they were blue in the first place.  They were in fucking Mississippi.


NOTE:  THERE IS A MAJOR PROBLEM IN DRUGS.  THIS HOOPLA IS NOT IT.  WHEN YOU FOCUS ON NARCOTICS THEN AND ONLY THEN YOU COULD START TO HELP CHILDREN STAY AWAY FROM THEM.


Here's your massive hysterically-bad problem:



Mississippi cops released to Facebook, I think, their story that dope dealers will be giving XTC to children on Halloween.  From there it was copied to major television networks.  Some call that type of mindless popularization of something 'going viral' and in some ways that's true if the virus is a disease which results in microcephaly (i.e. reduces the size of the brain).

For any of this to be true:

Dope dealers have to wish to give free drugs to children.

Update:  dope dealers don't give free dope to anyone.


Besides, XTC doesn't do that much anyway as it's good for lightweight trippin' and some say it is good for sex but ... if you need XTC for sex then it's likely you sucked at sex anyway.  A kid would probably not be killed by it but the stuff would scare the bejeebers out of the little tyke.  I didn't think much of it because I saw it as a poor man's LSD but I am a poor man and it still wasn't Orange Sunshine.  It doesn't do that much and taking more of it only means, well, you will die (sob).

For your own galactic touring, XTC is nothing like the rocket ride of coke and it's not even close to the insight from LSD.  In other words, XTC is a waste of time; coke will kill you; LSD is grand but who has time for sixteen-hour trippin'.

Dope dealers won't give this stuff to children because they will either sell it or eat it themselves.

There's only one thing which comes for dope and children:  police.  Any stoners know this and it doesn't happen.  Yah, and check any history you like; it doesn't happen.


The people who believe this rubbish are ones who think cooking is putting a TV dinner in the microwave.  This type of intellectual apathy is something people typically ascribe to drug users but the stupidity of people in the manner of TV dinner mothers has an excellent chance of making more drug users because people are fed-up with the endless hysteria from those who do this fear-mongering.


Fuck the Mississippi cops who have never been noted for fair treatment of anyone in all their history and fuck all the people who are too intellectually dead to give the faintest consideration to whether such a story is real even though those ridiculous bullshit stories are run with tedious monotony and regularity every fucking Halloween and still these knuckle-dragging imbeciles believe them.


The reason for trying to destroy Halloween is Mississippi is infested with low-grade Bible-thumping morons and this is a cheap stunt to undermine the celebration of the day.  It has nothing whatever to do with dope, that's just the tool to get what they want.  In fact, the cops are doing exactly what they accuse dope dealers of doing but the cops give the drug of fear to these kids from their mothers.  It's insidious and all we learn from it is stay the fuck out of Mississippi ... but you already know that.


Another part of the phenomenon is that people on Facebook hardly ever say anything but rather post things from somewhere else.  As you can see from the spread of this rubbishy story, they didn't even read about it and, if they did, they give it zero depth of thought after the fact.  That's how this sort of thing spreads.  All you need is some flashy colors and some idiot will spread the story.  In this case, apparently millions of idiots did it.

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