Friday, October 23, 2015

Roxxxy the Sexbot - Warning: Five-Star Creepy but not Porno

You seriously are not even going to believe this one.  Plastic dolls in the back of "Popular Mechanics" are so ... so ... fifties.

They have evolved ... and they talk.




Whoa.  We don't know if its head ever spins around and she pukes green stuff.

"Your mother sucks cocks in hellllllllll"

Holy shit.  Now you can have the Exorcist in your home ... and screw it ... in some kind of way we don't even want to know.


Here's yer nightmare:  somewhere they have a test team and they must screw this thing and then report the results.  How's that for a dream job, huh?

And here's a report from some journo who actually saw this beast for real ... although we don't know if they found love together.  (SomethingAwful:  A Test Drive of Roxxxy, the World's First Sex Robot)

The article is not porn, semi-porn or even medium lightweight porn.  You will get it when you read it.


This all seems like such reeking bullshit ... but it seems to be real.  I went to their Web set and they have career opportunities.  Yes, you can get into the (cough) burgeoning field of sexbots and be absolutely the stone creepiest person you have always dreamed of being.

The reason for looking was to discover how much they cost.  They don't say so that has to mean a lot.  So you don't only to have to be creepy, you have to be creepy and rich.


Yevette saw this just now and wanted to know where they make these demons.  I have no idea but the guy behind it has to be in America.  Yevette said, "Probably New York."

That got a laugh.  Definitely so New York but not in the City, this nutjob has to be upstate somewhere.

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