Sunday, October 25, 2015

Megyn Kelly Begs to Be Remembered Like Joan of Arc

Megyn Kelly even bought her own stake as she begs to be burned as a martyr but (sob) no-one wants her except some tool she keeps around as a sperm donor.

Note:  the sperm donor runs for big bucks an Internet security outfit.  Yah, that's the same Internet where the CIA Director was hacked last week.  Definitely just a sperm and dollar donor (i.e. a John).


Here's an example of Kelly's begging:  Megyn Kelly Says Mainstream Media Ignored 'Bombshell' Email at Clinton Benghazi Hearing

Apparently Ms Kelly does not realize she IS mainstream media but she proves with relentless glee there are many things she does not realize ... but ... there is one thing she makes clear.

I want to be Joan of Arc.  Recognize my blondie saintliness.  Women can be saints right?

(Ed:  they're for Catholics, li'l snowflake.  You can't be Joan of Arc.)

Kelly screeched at that, "Well, they had Protestants.  She could have been a Protestant."

Incorrecto, Button Brain.  The Protestants didn't start their little tax revolt against the Vatican until Martin Luther.  We will be happy to burn you at the stake but you won't become a Saint.  Martin Luther wasn't even alive to get into the game until fifty years after Joan of Arc fried.

Joan of Arc was Catholic because she could not have been anything else at that time in Europe except Jewish and they sure got great treatment, didn't they.


We saw the evolution after Martin Luther.  The Fifteenth Century conservative tax revolt resulted in the Protestant faith ... which has been fighting with itself and the Vatican ever since.  There are many, many types of Protestants and all of them hate each other and all Catholics.  In effect, Protestantism is the World Wrestling Federation for religion and this explains why the Tea People can't even organize a dog fight.

The first thing the religious WWF needs is a voice and, hey presto, the Good Lord gave us Fox News and Megyn Kelly.


Surely someone in that amateurish crowd could tell the silly bitch she can't be a saint and it would be ok to burn her if there's nothing else on TV but we can't think of another reason.

(Ed:  Benghazi is on TV because of Kelly)

Well, there's your answer.  Burn her.  It's a public service.  Even "Petticoat Junction" was better than this stupid crap and it had better-looking bimbos.

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