Big Laughs at the Rockhouse

"Oh, So You Don't Like My Language?" was a hit with Yevette.  She has found some stuff on the blog funny at times but she was practically crying laughing over that one.

Ones like that are difficult because an unending stream of abrasion would be like, well, tickle down economics ... because it won't do anything for anyone either.

(Ed:  tickle down?)

I've been hearing about tickles for thirty years and I didn't even get a fookin' sisterly hug.

Florida announced it would kill all the bears which are living in places where cheap, crackerbox houses could be built ... but ... they will keep one bear at Disney World for the kids, just like in Africa.  (infoBlizzard: Florida to host a weeklong bear hunt to rid the state of 320 nuisance bruins)

'Nuisance bruins' ... isn't that charming.  There are never nuisance people, only nuisance animals.  As we have seen with Jeb Bush, people from Florida are, by definition, nuisances.

My sister is in Florida and she does ok because she found some of the few people in the state who are not coke or Oxycontin dealers.

New York Times had an article on Pope Francis and an inclusive church but the clickbait described the church as considering the 'very definition' of family.  I could not find that phrase in my 'very dictionary' so I considered the article very fucked and very didn't read it.

(Ed:  you don't seem to like pompous fucktards)

Oh right, tell me you love up worthless buzzard bait like that.  They get paid by the word and it shows.

When we consider what drunks do, 3 dead, 22 injured at Oklahoma State University parade as car rams into crowd, then we don't ask why reefer is illegal but rather why alcohol isn't.

Hackers talk brave ...  ‘They can’t track us down’ – hackers who cracked CIA Director Brennan’s email to RT ... and that's guaranteed to get the black baggers hunting them with dogs.

I hope you're right, li'l hacker snowflakes, as you don't want to underestimate the evil in what they do and they are exceptionally good at it.  No-one ever had a hit squad like the CIA and no-one ever had one as ruthless.  They will hunt you down with drones and murder you in the night, li'l chipmunks.  Don't underestimate them.

Light exposure linked to weight gain in children and this explains why Australians are such butterballs.

Organisms which eat methane and they have been here on Earth, they may be here now.  This only sounds like sci-fi and has fascinating implications for extraterrestrial life.  New methane-metabolizing organisms discovered 600 meters below sea surface