Pa, Pa, There's a 'nader Coming

The picture wasn't shot in Texas ... this is Russia.

Here is obvious proof DARPA is using their secret weather weapon again since Russia rarely suffers tornadoes but there were many in a single day.  (RT:  ‘Straight out of American movies’: Huge tornado terrifies locals in southern Russia (PHOTOS, VIDEOS))

It was more than from the American movies, comrades, since these ones were sent especially for you by your friends at DARPA.  Don't worry about them hating you; DARPA hates everybody.  Perhaps you have heard of Cthulhu and welcome to DARPA.


A spate of tornados spanning several regions caught residents in southern Russia by surprise. The natural phenomenon, which is unusual for the area, left people in fear and awe.

- RT

A terror attack may be scary although nothing ever happened to me from one except dorking up the flight schedules on 9/11 so I got stuck in Atlanta.

However, if you want to absolutely scare the bejeebers out of people then send a 'nader at them and except for a few idiots who shoot some video and consequently transition to deceased, all the others are going to run like li'l bunnies although hiding in a bathtub is a good option when nothing else is available.


The 'naders aren't quite as scary in the daytime as they are at night since then the storm makes the night even darker.  There was one time driving home from work in Cincinnati which probably took about half an hour.  Halfway into that there was the alarm for tornadoes touching down in and around Cincinnati so what's the driver to do.  They're all around but you can't see them and it's blacker than in any of the soon-to-be out-of-business coal mines.

Naturally, I opted for the most senseless path since I decided it was equidistant to head back to work or continue home so I decided there didn't appear to be a 'nader in the vicinity so roll on home.  That was categorically stupid since any 'nader which gets near you in a car will turn you into spam in a can and you probably will not survive.

The proper reaction was to head into any of those hotels around Sharonville to seek shelter until the warning was lifted.