The Rockhouse is always proud of the things Code Pink represents and the things it does toward making them happen. However, that pride did not extend to any wish to possess boobies of my own.
The Med Man I saw today said we've got to slow this prostate and the way to do that is to cut off the testosterone. There's one tiny side effect since it may get you growing boobies and there are more but that one I thought was particularly charming.
Doc, this shit will do fucking what?
He said for a skinny feller like you then it probably won't happen and that's good because he said there's more about any boobie enlargement since that may cause pain.
At that point I knew I was dancing in Heaven. Man, I will grow boobies ... and they will hurt.
I swear I am not making this up.
The lab rat idea is interesting to me, tho. We hear all the time about testosterone makes men crazy and the premise, presumably, is estrogen doesn't do that to women. Unknown how that logic goes but that's the general pitch so I'm curious to see what happens.
Regrettably for any porno monkeys, there's no instant gratification since it seems this stuff takes six months to have an effect although possibly sooner.
That gets me a bit creeped since wtf does this stuff have to jack so much that it takes six months to do anything. I'm in anyway since I was warned about the enlargement eight or nine years ago. It amused me there was snark over that on the home front but, wtf, it's a strange world so now it's escalated to growing boobies and that takes strange to a new dimension but, after some years, it's clear life will continue getting stranger.
So now it will be strange with boobies ... well ...
Ed: you will be like Caitlyn Jenner!
Nah, since she did finally go through with the procedure but she can't defeat her chromosomes since they don't just work at birth and then stop.
Ed: like your tallywhacker is such a prize now!
I have one simple philosophy on that, Billy Bob. If it came with the package then it fuckin' stays with the package. Are you hearin' me, Jethro?
Ed: so now you can't do drag ... bummer
I've already done it a few times and it was funny but not a long-term thighslapper although I do miss those fishnet hose. (Some of you yahoos may even remember that stunt the Grand Hosea Cocaine Festival)
Ed: and there you are all preachy about narcotics!
I never denied I've done some bad shit. If you have your shit together in any kind of way then you'll recognize it's bad shit and you won't do it anymore. I tooted a few times later in life but didn't particularly enjoy it since, wtf, I'm wired already and that's from the first moment rolling off the sofa.
Boobies ... this shit just cannot possibly be fuckin' real (larfs).
Dagwood: will you pole dance for tips?
Fuck you, Dagwood
The Med Man I saw today said we've got to slow this prostate and the way to do that is to cut off the testosterone. There's one tiny side effect since it may get you growing boobies and there are more but that one I thought was particularly charming.
Doc, this shit will do fucking what?
He said for a skinny feller like you then it probably won't happen and that's good because he said there's more about any boobie enlargement since that may cause pain.
At that point I knew I was dancing in Heaven. Man, I will grow boobies ... and they will hurt.
I swear I am not making this up.
The lab rat idea is interesting to me, tho. We hear all the time about testosterone makes men crazy and the premise, presumably, is estrogen doesn't do that to women. Unknown how that logic goes but that's the general pitch so I'm curious to see what happens.
Regrettably for any porno monkeys, there's no instant gratification since it seems this stuff takes six months to have an effect although possibly sooner.
That gets me a bit creeped since wtf does this stuff have to jack so much that it takes six months to do anything. I'm in anyway since I was warned about the enlargement eight or nine years ago. It amused me there was snark over that on the home front but, wtf, it's a strange world so now it's escalated to growing boobies and that takes strange to a new dimension but, after some years, it's clear life will continue getting stranger.
So now it will be strange with boobies ... well ...
Ed: you will be like Caitlyn Jenner!
Nah, since she did finally go through with the procedure but she can't defeat her chromosomes since they don't just work at birth and then stop.
Ed: like your tallywhacker is such a prize now!
I have one simple philosophy on that, Billy Bob. If it came with the package then it fuckin' stays with the package. Are you hearin' me, Jethro?
Ed: so now you can't do drag ... bummer
I've already done it a few times and it was funny but not a long-term thighslapper although I do miss those fishnet hose. (Some of you yahoos may even remember that stunt the Grand Hosea Cocaine Festival)
Ed: and there you are all preachy about narcotics!
I never denied I've done some bad shit. If you have your shit together in any kind of way then you'll recognize it's bad shit and you won't do it anymore. I tooted a few times later in life but didn't particularly enjoy it since, wtf, I'm wired already and that's from the first moment rolling off the sofa.
Boobies ... this shit just cannot possibly be fuckin' real (larfs).
Dagwood: will you pole dance for tips?
Fuck you, Dagwood
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