Last night "Saturday Night Live" rolled out their non-Palin and their non-Trump to do yet another bit to demonstrate the profound absurdity of that couple anywhere outside a carnival in a tent in Louisiana. They even put Palin's six-hundred dollar sweater on the land shark.
SNL did pull off a parody but it wasn't what they planned since they reuse material as blatantly as Trump and Palin. Now there will be years of Sarah Palin land sharks and presumably a land shark movie and a DVD, all with that same gaudy sweater.
Tina Fey can be funny but land sharks were never funny. By that time, SNL was already dead ... and that was twenty years ago.
We could go for a bit on seeing Carly Fiorina finally finding one of the people who have been calling her Ma Barker. She demands the reporter apologize but the apology doesn't come ... so Fiorina gouges out her eyes. Call me vicious, will you.
We also want to see a bit with SNL showing Hillary Clinton making weapons deals with pre-schools just as she did with most of the Middle East when she was Secretary of State. They don't have the balls for it ... so next week they will have (drum roll) Will Ferrell.
Governor Chris Christie didn't have much to say about the snowstorm this week-end except to call out to America, send shitloads of pizza and send it all to him. He also asked people to ignore it when he begs for socialist dollars to bailout his dung hole of a state from the emergency. Then he burped. It was disgusting.
He said come to New Jersey. Not everyone on the beach is there because of a prison sentence anymore. The he burped again and, before passing out, he said, "New Jersey loves Bruce."
Governor Mike Huckabee said he is going to change his name to Mick because it makes him feel more butch. Then he gave a deep man-kiss to Rick Santorum and, when last seen, Huckabee and Santorum were holding hands while Kim Davis wept buckets of tears.
"I will wait for you," sobbed Davis.
Mick laughed.
It took the longest to find Ted Cruz but finally he was discovered pissing into plastic bottles. He said he was going to sell them at his next campaign speech and tell the buyers it's rain water. Why not. It's been working so far.
SNL did pull off a parody but it wasn't what they planned since they reuse material as blatantly as Trump and Palin. Now there will be years of Sarah Palin land sharks and presumably a land shark movie and a DVD, all with that same gaudy sweater.
Tina Fey can be funny but land sharks were never funny. By that time, SNL was already dead ... and that was twenty years ago.
We could go for a bit on seeing Carly Fiorina finally finding one of the people who have been calling her Ma Barker. She demands the reporter apologize but the apology doesn't come ... so Fiorina gouges out her eyes. Call me vicious, will you.
We also want to see a bit with SNL showing Hillary Clinton making weapons deals with pre-schools just as she did with most of the Middle East when she was Secretary of State. They don't have the balls for it ... so next week they will have (drum roll) Will Ferrell.
Governor Chris Christie didn't have much to say about the snowstorm this week-end except to call out to America, send shitloads of pizza and send it all to him. He also asked people to ignore it when he begs for socialist dollars to bailout his dung hole of a state from the emergency. Then he burped. It was disgusting.
He said come to New Jersey. Not everyone on the beach is there because of a prison sentence anymore. The he burped again and, before passing out, he said, "New Jersey loves Bruce."
Governor Mike Huckabee said he is going to change his name to Mick because it makes him feel more butch. Then he gave a deep man-kiss to Rick Santorum and, when last seen, Huckabee and Santorum were holding hands while Kim Davis wept buckets of tears.
"I will wait for you," sobbed Davis.
Mick laughed.
It took the longest to find Ted Cruz but finally he was discovered pissing into plastic bottles. He said he was going to sell them at his next campaign speech and tell the buyers it's rain water. Why not. It's been working so far.
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