Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Secretary of State Sarah Palin Goes to Alaska to Address Domestic Violence

No sooner than Sarah Palin had announced her support for Donald Trump and he had responded with the promise of a Cabinet position for her than Palin's son, Treat, was arrested for drunken domestic violence in Alaska.

According to the girlfriend Treat Palin punched and kicked, he came after her with an AR-15 assault rifle and said, "Do you think I'm a pussy?  Do you think I won't do it?"

Well, apparently he is a pussy because he didn't do it.

Sarah Palin's first task as Secretary of State won't be to deal with the latest outrage by Netanyahu against Palestinians but rather with going to Alaska to try to make peace and prevent slaughter up there.

Said Palin, "This is great.  I won't even need a driver for this mission because Treat Palin lives in my own house."


Wowzer ... that would be enough to make any mother proud, wouldn't it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Saturday Night Live paid her to announce. That is the Seinfeld dream ticket

Unknown said...

I really don't know much about Seinfeld. That whole vibe was so riddled with New Yorker smugness that I rarely watched it.

Anonymous said...

It was a skit several years ago when Palin asked how much they would pay for her to run again and have Trump as her running mate