Some guy in Australia posted a sign outside his restaurant which read National Dickhead Day and he seemed surprised at the number of death threats he got. Apparently he also got a lot of customers that day so we assume he found a lot of dickheads as well. (The Guardian: NSW cafe's 'National Dickhead Day' sign sparks death threats and vandalism)
Note: the article is stupid but the link is presented so you know we didn't make up the reference because we get some perverse pleasure from writing 'dickhead' here. We report on it because we some measure of dickhead dissonance in Australia since we are not sure if a dickhead goes to this guy's restaurant or a dickhead is the one who calls in the death threats ... or they're all just fookin' dickheads.
Meanwhile, in other Dickhead News, Kanye West is about to release a new album entitled, "Pictures of My Love," and the cover image will feature a close-up of Kim Kardashian's backside. Consequently, it is a double-album.
Nickelback said they have some concerns for their new album since it will be released about the same time as the one from West. (Blabbermouth: NICKELBACK Starting To Work On New Music)
If Nickelback seriously worries about Kanye West competing with them then we see zero reason to buy any music from either one of them. Maybe Nickelback also worries about Adele releasing something and taking the middle-aged trout market away from them too. It's fookin' tragic, it is.
(Ed: you're a dickhead!)
Yah, and it's my day too. Suck it!
(Ed: if you're a dickhead, why aren't you in Oregon with the terrorists?)
We just sent those dickheads up there because they were embarrassing the dickhead clan. Think of how you would feel if Ammon Bundy were in your family.
(Ed: like I'm a different species?)
At the very least, matey. Usually when people want to strike stupid and unrealistic poses, they go to Facebook.
Speaking of dickheads ... we didn't watch Fox News last night. The GOP yokels have been repeating themselves endlessly and there was no point in giving them another evening. There was also no sense in assaulting this noble forum with their presence.
(Ed: yer noble forum is featuring dickheads and Kardashian's ass this morning!)
Yah but tell me that's any more banal than the Carly Fiorina vision of Christianity.
Note: the article is stupid but the link is presented so you know we didn't make up the reference because we get some perverse pleasure from writing 'dickhead' here. We report on it because we some measure of dickhead dissonance in Australia since we are not sure if a dickhead goes to this guy's restaurant or a dickhead is the one who calls in the death threats ... or they're all just fookin' dickheads.
Meanwhile, in other Dickhead News, Kanye West is about to release a new album entitled, "Pictures of My Love," and the cover image will feature a close-up of Kim Kardashian's backside. Consequently, it is a double-album.
Nickelback said they have some concerns for their new album since it will be released about the same time as the one from West. (Blabbermouth: NICKELBACK Starting To Work On New Music)
If Nickelback seriously worries about Kanye West competing with them then we see zero reason to buy any music from either one of them. Maybe Nickelback also worries about Adele releasing something and taking the middle-aged trout market away from them too. It's fookin' tragic, it is.
(Ed: you're a dickhead!)
Yah, and it's my day too. Suck it!
(Ed: if you're a dickhead, why aren't you in Oregon with the terrorists?)
We just sent those dickheads up there because they were embarrassing the dickhead clan. Think of how you would feel if Ammon Bundy were in your family.
(Ed: like I'm a different species?)
At the very least, matey. Usually when people want to strike stupid and unrealistic poses, they go to Facebook.
Speaking of dickheads ... we didn't watch Fox News last night. The GOP yokels have been repeating themselves endlessly and there was no point in giving them another evening. There was also no sense in assaulting this noble forum with their presence.
(Ed: yer noble forum is featuring dickheads and Kardashian's ass this morning!)
Yah but tell me that's any more banal than the Carly Fiorina vision of Christianity.
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