There will be a special performance of the Donald Trump Desperate and Dateless show in which he not only can't find a girl, he can't find a partner and he can't find a clue.
Then the really, real Donald said, "Megyn Kelly is a doo-doo head!"
And Megyn Kelly said, "Oh yeah. Well, so are you!"
Both of them have already made babies. It's too late to stop them.
(Ed: time travel?)
That sure went swimmingly for Michael J. Fox, didn't it.
Aghast, at the mast, a blast from the Bircher past and we are so fucking tired of that song. Why do they keep on playing it over and over and over. It's senseless, stupid, and boring but it's like the mindless randomness of a basketball in how it pops up like you suddenly discover a mouse in yer kitchen. Holy shit ... now I have to catch another one of the damn things and I'll feel guilty for croaking it even though those slacker cats do it just for fun.
In parallel, Jim Laing will host the Fox News "Dating Game" to discover whether anyone will ever take Carly Fiorina anywhere.
We want Sanders and Warren to box Hillary Clinton's bullshit and bad-mannered bluster back into the bank vault where they paid her for it.
(Ed: you have a problem with Clinton?)
Her positions are indefensible, her manner is reprehensible, and her performance has been irresponsible. Apart from that, we just don't like the bitch.
There's nothing much to say about the news because there's nothing in it. They croaked one of the Oregon terrorists ... apparently someone thinks that matters to the future history of Planet Earth.
We don't. If they were black, the Feds would have wiped out that Oregon terrorist nest on the first day.
Let's hear about who Bristol Palin is fucking now and how are things with Lamar Odom. Who reads that shit?
(Ed: do you want to know?)
No. Just ensure they're fed and they should stay relatively quiet.
The international news looks more like a gossip column than a source of information. Another day, another ridiculous conspiracy theory.
(Ed: what about the ISIS spider eggs plan?)
Well, that one is real. Of course.
Then the really, real Donald said, "Megyn Kelly is a doo-doo head!"
And Megyn Kelly said, "Oh yeah. Well, so are you!"
Both of them have already made babies. It's too late to stop them.
(Ed: time travel?)
That sure went swimmingly for Michael J. Fox, didn't it.
Aghast, at the mast, a blast from the Bircher past and we are so fucking tired of that song. Why do they keep on playing it over and over and over. It's senseless, stupid, and boring but it's like the mindless randomness of a basketball in how it pops up like you suddenly discover a mouse in yer kitchen. Holy shit ... now I have to catch another one of the damn things and I'll feel guilty for croaking it even though those slacker cats do it just for fun.
In parallel, Jim Laing will host the Fox News "Dating Game" to discover whether anyone will ever take Carly Fiorina anywhere.
We want Sanders and Warren to box Hillary Clinton's bullshit and bad-mannered bluster back into the bank vault where they paid her for it.
(Ed: you have a problem with Clinton?)
Her positions are indefensible, her manner is reprehensible, and her performance has been irresponsible. Apart from that, we just don't like the bitch.
There's nothing much to say about the news because there's nothing in it. They croaked one of the Oregon terrorists ... apparently someone thinks that matters to the future history of Planet Earth.
We don't. If they were black, the Feds would have wiped out that Oregon terrorist nest on the first day.
Let's hear about who Bristol Palin is fucking now and how are things with Lamar Odom. Who reads that shit?
(Ed: do you want to know?)
No. Just ensure they're fed and they should stay relatively quiet.
The international news looks more like a gossip column than a source of information. Another day, another ridiculous conspiracy theory.
(Ed: what about the ISIS spider eggs plan?)
Well, that one is real. Of course.
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