Monday, January 25, 2016

Fifty Shades of Evangelicals

CNN offered to describe the seven types of evangelicals and we didn't read it because asshole only needs one spelling.  They're all missionaries and if that's not true then evangelical means nothing whatsoever because they don't support any doctrine, they just believe ... in something ... must be the Bible.  We believe in the Bible, that's it.

So go off and fucking read it and leave me the hell alone.

Dayum those fucking people are annoying, particularly when they're on the doorstep looking beatific like that's what they really think of you.  Donald Trump says he has a great relationship with God and talks the next day about how he could shoot someone and get away with it.  Of course he could, he's been doing that in a virtual sense all his life.  We're sure God loves greedy, selfish pricks just as much as he loves everyone else.

Can't say Moses thought too much of them, tho.

Fuckin' people.  It's this crap which passes for news.

So let's hear something about the Duggars as nineteen evangelical meats must surely have accomplished something positive and useful by now.

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