Friday, January 29, 2016

The Parade of Posturing Pandering Pedants

The roaring sound you hear is the gathering cry in conservatives to finally do something about out-of-control military expenditure and it's the wailing over the offensiveness to humanity of spending more on weapons in America than the aggregate expenditure of the next fifteen countries.

You don't hear that?

(Ed:  I just hear Ted Cruz whining)

He is always whining but why is he doing it now?

(Ed:  who cares.  He's the prick everyone wanted to punch in high school for being such a self-satisfied, smarmy puke.)

Yah, we can see that.  We bet he got beat up a lot in high school ... and that was just by the girl's soccer team.  He was really pounded if he walked past the boy's gym.


It looks like the only change was Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum offering to trade blowjobs for Cabinet positions with Trump.

(Ed:  Santorum was probably beaten-up a lot in high school too)

We're guessing he is still getting stuffed into wall lockers.



This morning there was mention of a campaign to use a different type of technique to wipe out mosquitos.  From that came the question of whether anyone understands what happens when you recklessly screw with the food chain.  In response to that, I advised humans consider ourselves the top of the food chain but, from the perspective of the mosquito, we're at the bottom of it.

(Ed:  somewhere Ted Cruz is really appreciated then?)

Yah ... just not by the same species.


We don't know what Donald Trump did last night and we're glad he had a different bowling show because now the news monkeys can't go on all day about his fights with the others and those others are so boring there's nothing to quote without him.  Perfect solution.  They could make a reality show out of it and run it to follow Caitlyn Jenner's show:  Fake Politics and a Fake Sex Change ... only from Fox.


But, wtf, it's only going to go on for another ten and a half months.

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