Sunday, January 17, 2016

Hillary Clinton Talks to Congress About Super PAC Corruption



Clinton advised the most important thing when you're nothing more than a ventriloquist dummy for corporate America, it's vital thing to try to appear as lifelike as possible.

She said she was happy to see this new crop of politicians is at least imaginative enough to go beyond the obvious death suits worn by most Washington politicians, all of which are suitable for funerals but little else.

Note:  inasmuch as Congress is more like the Petrified Forest than a political body, the death suits are likely appropriate.

Note:  the above does not include the suits John Boehner wore since no-one would even want to be buried in them.


Clinton said above all else is this:  when taking millions upon millions of dollars in bribes from corporate America, the first thing always is the same as for a cheating husband which Clinton also knows well ... deny, deny, deny.


She further observed this class of freshmen politicians is well-trained since they know already the easiest form of political bribery is through a Super PAC because there's no limit to them.  Best of all, the politician is required by law not to have anything to do with them so every single thing is off the books and you don't have to report anything.  Remember, she said, it's only illegal if you get caught.

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