Maybe you won't buy it but this glorious event will happen anyway because Westboro Baptist Church has identified Kim Davis as a sinner (i.e. her sin is getting more attention than Westboro Baptist Church). (NBC Bay Area: Gay-Hating Church to Protest Clerk Who Denied Marriage Licenses to Gay Couples)
There are so many delicious ironies in this absurdity that it almost needs a list ... but we can't stand lists. We also can't stand people who count their points as if from a list but always lose track after 'Number One.' When they want to emphasize something, they will often say 'Number One' for the first point but listen for them to say 'Number Two' ... never happens.
(Ed: so what?)
Proves they can't debate nor can they count.
So Westboro Baptist Church considers Kim Davis an adulterer because she got divorced and then remarried ... well ... three or four times or so.
Westboro Baptist Church also said Davis should keep issuing gay marriage licenses. We didn't even try to follow their logic as it's all so twisted that if anyone gets any closer they will start flinging poo. Welcome to the Monkey House.
It's the Cage Fight of the Century between the most prominent attention sluts of the day ... so long as you don't count any Jenners, Kardashians, miscellaneous dope addicts, or Hillary Clinton.
The big Question of the Day: will anyone turn out to protest what Westboro Baptist Church is doing this time. Usually Westboro Baptist Church is as welcome to visit a town as the Ebola virus and they get run out of town ... but ... what is a protestor to do when one outfit you loathe comes to hassle another outfit you loathe.
(Ed: throw some shrimp on the barbie and crack open a beer?)
Right you are, matey. This has got to be funny.
There are so many delicious ironies in this absurdity that it almost needs a list ... but we can't stand lists. We also can't stand people who count their points as if from a list but always lose track after 'Number One.' When they want to emphasize something, they will often say 'Number One' for the first point but listen for them to say 'Number Two' ... never happens.
(Ed: so what?)
Proves they can't debate nor can they count.
So Westboro Baptist Church considers Kim Davis an adulterer because she got divorced and then remarried ... well ... three or four times or so.
Westboro Baptist Church also said Davis should keep issuing gay marriage licenses. We didn't even try to follow their logic as it's all so twisted that if anyone gets any closer they will start flinging poo. Welcome to the Monkey House.
It's the Cage Fight of the Century between the most prominent attention sluts of the day ... so long as you don't count any Jenners, Kardashians, miscellaneous dope addicts, or Hillary Clinton.
The big Question of the Day: will anyone turn out to protest what Westboro Baptist Church is doing this time. Usually Westboro Baptist Church is as welcome to visit a town as the Ebola virus and they get run out of town ... but ... what is a protestor to do when one outfit you loathe comes to hassle another outfit you loathe.
(Ed: throw some shrimp on the barbie and crack open a beer?)
Right you are, matey. This has got to be funny.
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