Cat said putting these things in the same category is extreme but I don't agree as they fit handily into the category of Things I Do Not Want to Fucking See Other People Do.
I've seen porno movies ... and that's better than most people will look when we're fucking. I do not want to see this. I don't even want to think about it.
Cat said it's cool if some guy shakes out a prayer rug and starts praying to Allah, chipmunks or the Holy Moly Bear.
It's not with me, tho, as I Do Not Want to Fucking See It. My only thought isn't about whether he prays to Allah, chipmunks or the Holy Moly Bear but rather, un-dude, did you not think of your praying needs before you planned your metaphysical day. If so then why was it necessary to include me in them, I don't even know the Holy Moly Bear.
Maybe the Bear is cool, how should I know. I do know I don't care.
We have the Religion of Don't Give a Fuck here at the Rockhouse. So long as you don't give a fuck about what I believe then I promise not to give a fuck about what you believe. I'm quite sure I can live up to that as, after sixty-five years, I still don't give a fuck what other people believe.
(Ed: because you're an elitist fuckhead who thinks everyone else is a moron)
You mean everyone as in ... well ... everyone?
(Ed: yes. Everyone except you, the elitist fuckhead)
Well, if it means every single person then I don't think all of them are morons. For example, noble and esteemed readers of this blog are intellectually-gifted and certainly not morons.
(Ed: I suppose you expect thanks for that?)
Not exactly but I do ask you do not pray and, please, please, don't fuck. I just Do Not Want to Fucking See It.
Also ... no vampires.
Vampire Woman says she will love you long time.
Cabron, she's fookin' dead ... or at least somewhat dead. When she talks of 'an exchange of bodily fluid,' she is not talking about sex.
According to Vampire Law, she cannot come in if you do not invite her.
We do not believe she will stop. She will haunt and hypnotize with her vampire eyes and then ... and then ...
I can't watch.
I've seen porno movies ... and that's better than most people will look when we're fucking. I do not want to see this. I don't even want to think about it.
Cat said it's cool if some guy shakes out a prayer rug and starts praying to Allah, chipmunks or the Holy Moly Bear.
It's not with me, tho, as I Do Not Want to Fucking See It. My only thought isn't about whether he prays to Allah, chipmunks or the Holy Moly Bear but rather, un-dude, did you not think of your praying needs before you planned your metaphysical day. If so then why was it necessary to include me in them, I don't even know the Holy Moly Bear.
Maybe the Bear is cool, how should I know. I do know I don't care.
We have the Religion of Don't Give a Fuck here at the Rockhouse. So long as you don't give a fuck about what I believe then I promise not to give a fuck about what you believe. I'm quite sure I can live up to that as, after sixty-five years, I still don't give a fuck what other people believe.
(Ed: because you're an elitist fuckhead who thinks everyone else is a moron)
You mean everyone as in ... well ... everyone?
(Ed: yes. Everyone except you, the elitist fuckhead)
Well, if it means every single person then I don't think all of them are morons. For example, noble and esteemed readers of this blog are intellectually-gifted and certainly not morons.
(Ed: I suppose you expect thanks for that?)
Not exactly but I do ask you do not pray and, please, please, don't fuck. I just Do Not Want to Fucking See It.
Also ... no vampires.
Vampire Woman says she will love you long time.
Cabron, she's fookin' dead ... or at least somewhat dead. When she talks of 'an exchange of bodily fluid,' she is not talking about sex.
According to Vampire Law, she cannot come in if you do not invite her.
We do not believe she will stop. She will haunt and hypnotize with her vampire eyes and then ... and then ...
I can't watch.
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