Carly Fiorina Took HP Stock Down 52% ... and, Um, Sings on "The Tonight Show"

This needs accompaniment.

Here's just the man to do it, John Ashcroft.

Two of the biggest failures in American politics, together, at least, in the same band.

Here's the beauty part ... they will sing polkas ... with an accordion.  They will pretend to be German and people will throw tomatoes at them.


Yes, Carly Fiorina really is that bad.  She's been on multiple lists for the worst CEO ever.  The stock price on HP went up 7% simply on news she had been fired.

John Ashcroft permitted, through incompetence and neglect, the 9/11 attack to happen.  FBI reports from field agents were channeled up to Ashcroft who promptly ... ignored them.  Then history happened.


That they roll this trash out in front of us is one blazing insult.  America deserves far better quality than these two represent.