Anheuser-Busch to Make Bummer Beer

Bud and Miller have announced they are trying to merge, subject to regulator approval.  If the deal does not go through then Bud will take a three-billion dollar penalty.  That seems a high price for doing nothing but maybe that's the corporate extension of the Kim Davis Principle.  (CNN:  Anheuser-Busch InBev agrees to buy SABMiller in biggest beer deal ever)

(Ed:  Kim Davis Principle?)

The more noise you make, the less you have to work and they still give you money.


The only word coming to mind from mixing Bud and Miller is BUMMER.

That name will be a big hit with NASCAR drivers but driving a VIAGRA car was ok with Mark Martin so maybe BUMMER BEER is ok as well.

The race reporting will sound a little strange when they talk of the BUMMER CAR just hit that wall a ton and, dayum, that's a bummer.


BUMMER BEER

For when life is just a fuckin' bummer.

We know it's a fuckin' bummer, that's why we drink BUMMER BEER too.  It won't fix the bummer but it will get us fuckin' drunk and that's just as good.

When you're ready to say FUCK IT,

then say FUCK IT and reach for a cold can of BUMMER BEER.

BUMMER BEER WON'T MAKE IT BETTER 

BUT IT WON'T MAKE IT ANY FUCKIN' WORSE

AND IT MAKES YOU DRUNK

WHICH IS JUST AS GOOD

WE KEEP OUR PROMISES ... BECAUSE WE DON'T FUCKIN' MAKE ANY

BUMMER BEER

FOR WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO GET DRUNK