The evidence of lunatic behavior in Texas is readily-available but not so much information exists regarding the basis for it. What we discovered is the entire state is living the movie, "Poltergeist," on a gigantic scale. In "Poltergeist," the family's house was built over an ancient burial place for native Americans. The movie goes to great lengths to show you why that is an exceptionally bad place to put a home.
Texas, as always, had to do it bigger. The parallels are uncannily similar as Texas was acquired through nefarious means just as was the property in "Poltergeist." The entire state of Texas was originally part of Mexico and the battle of the Alamo was fought on Mexican land. That battle is frequently cast as one the great defenses of freedom but, by any modern definition, the settlers in the Alamo were terrorists because the battle was not fought on American land.
So Texas was hijacked from Mexico and that fact became law but this did not take into account Mexico being the central locus for Catholicism in North America and, thus, all the Mexicans of the time buried in the area which became Texas were Catholics. Just as with the native Americans in "Poltergiest," their spirits remained, untold numbers of them. The Force is strong with these ones.
(Ed: wrong movie)
Yeah, well ...
Just as before, the spirits are angry and they are rising.
There is a way to bring spiritual peace to Texas and the need is clear as this is the source of the most demonic TV preachers in the country. Atlanta has been good for producing some spiritual rat bastards but Texas has got the size so it's got way more of them and these ones come to evil due to their fighting to this day with the spirits of the true owners of the land. I'm told there is one good TV preacher in Texas and I trust the person who said it ... but I still don't trust spiritual rat bastards. With wide-open books comes trust. Without that, they're hustlers who want someone else to pay for the hookers and the cocaine.
There is one preacher we don't believe is hustling and he is the only way Texas can find redemption. Through Pope Francis, Texas can be exorcised of the demons which plague it and make misery for every Texan alive, most particularly inflicting on Texans the Dallas Cowboys.
By a whimsical twist of fate, Pope Francis is the same preacher many Texans have been vilifying with less knowledge and more ferocity than they can usually even muster for their opposition to women doing, well, anything and, hell no, there won't be any free lunches in schools.
Rick Perry is doing his part as he has joined a convent here in Texas after being so absurdly humiliated in the Presidential debates. When you're dumped by Sarah Palin, you've got nowhere left but Skid Row ... so he joined a convent.
(Ed: what will he do in a convent?)
Sing bass, I guess.
Peace can come as Pope Francis can bring release to the spirits whose land was lost to the invading Texans. He can set them free as he is the Father from the Vatican and they will recognize him. They will know he has come to this lost land to help them and rescue them. They know he is aware exorcism is ugly and they may set some really nasty bastards alight and some other evil swine may simple explode into greasy clouds of stinky smoke. Exorcism is dangerous but so spiritually worthy so, if it snuffs a few Texans or even blows some of them all to shit, the effort is worthwhile.
After the Exorcism of Texas, the vision of Abraham Lincoln will finally be realized as there will finally truly be the United States and not the United States plus a shitload of demons in Texas.
Texas, as always, had to do it bigger. The parallels are uncannily similar as Texas was acquired through nefarious means just as was the property in "Poltergeist." The entire state of Texas was originally part of Mexico and the battle of the Alamo was fought on Mexican land. That battle is frequently cast as one the great defenses of freedom but, by any modern definition, the settlers in the Alamo were terrorists because the battle was not fought on American land.
So Texas was hijacked from Mexico and that fact became law but this did not take into account Mexico being the central locus for Catholicism in North America and, thus, all the Mexicans of the time buried in the area which became Texas were Catholics. Just as with the native Americans in "Poltergiest," their spirits remained, untold numbers of them. The Force is strong with these ones.
(Ed: wrong movie)
Yeah, well ...
Just as before, the spirits are angry and they are rising.
There is a way to bring spiritual peace to Texas and the need is clear as this is the source of the most demonic TV preachers in the country. Atlanta has been good for producing some spiritual rat bastards but Texas has got the size so it's got way more of them and these ones come to evil due to their fighting to this day with the spirits of the true owners of the land. I'm told there is one good TV preacher in Texas and I trust the person who said it ... but I still don't trust spiritual rat bastards. With wide-open books comes trust. Without that, they're hustlers who want someone else to pay for the hookers and the cocaine.
There is one preacher we don't believe is hustling and he is the only way Texas can find redemption. Through Pope Francis, Texas can be exorcised of the demons which plague it and make misery for every Texan alive, most particularly inflicting on Texans the Dallas Cowboys.
By a whimsical twist of fate, Pope Francis is the same preacher many Texans have been vilifying with less knowledge and more ferocity than they can usually even muster for their opposition to women doing, well, anything and, hell no, there won't be any free lunches in schools.
Rick Perry is doing his part as he has joined a convent here in Texas after being so absurdly humiliated in the Presidential debates. When you're dumped by Sarah Palin, you've got nowhere left but Skid Row ... so he joined a convent.
(Ed: what will he do in a convent?)
Sing bass, I guess.
Peace can come as Pope Francis can bring release to the spirits whose land was lost to the invading Texans. He can set them free as he is the Father from the Vatican and they will recognize him. They will know he has come to this lost land to help them and rescue them. They know he is aware exorcism is ugly and they may set some really nasty bastards alight and some other evil swine may simple explode into greasy clouds of stinky smoke. Exorcism is dangerous but so spiritually worthy so, if it snuffs a few Texans or even blows some of them all to shit, the effort is worthwhile.
After the Exorcism of Texas, the vision of Abraham Lincoln will finally be realized as there will finally truly be the United States and not the United States plus a shitload of demons in Texas.
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