Monday, September 21, 2015

How to Make Easy Hook-Ups in San Antonio

Look for this marker outside any home in San Antonio, TX:



Our team of investigative reporters has discovered the blue paint is a code for swinger parties in this residence.  There is another similar marking code only that one is painted in red which means animals are ok.  That one is found mostly only in Arkansas.

(Ed:  how do you have a swinger party with animals?)

Go to Arkansas and let me know how it goes.  Woof.


Here's one of the people responsible for painting the markers in San Antonio.  We aren't quite sure which way he swings.  Be careful out there.



(Ed:  woof)



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