Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Blackmail's Just Another Word ... Kim Davis Calls Her Job

Yesterday Kim Davis said people have called her Hitler but now that porky fucking hypocrite has gone over to bare-faced lies as no-one ever would believe she has the kind of intelligence needed to be a rampaging clerk, much less a rampaging megalomanic dictator.  She is a redneck clerk in Kentucky and she would be a redneck clerk for Hitler ... until he had her killed for being such an annoying nuisance.

Check out the weepy horror of making $80,000 annually for doing absolutely nothing as her only job is to stop preventing her staff from working.  She can sit there all day, drinking coffee, and pretending to be a Christian.  For that Kentucky pays this blackmailing harlot big bucks.  (CNN: Kim Davis to ABC: I've been called Hitler, hypocrite)

(Ed:  harlot?)

She's been married four times.  You could learn more about morality from a Tijuana hooker ... and I have.

(Ed:  Tijuana?)

Well, Juarez.  Does it matter?

I did, in fact, learn more about morality from them than I've learned from many people who call themselves Christians here and Kim Davis has nothing to teach anyone, she doesn't have the capacity.

Besides, where do you think you would have found Jesus, talking to hookers or hanging out with some dipshit clerk in Kentucky talking about things he didn't write and words he didn't say.


So, Kimmie girl, add blackmailing harlot to the things you've been called.  The next thing you will be called is unemployed when you get a boss with any balls.


This has nothing to do with freedom of religion but rather it's something which truly is one of America's finest freedoms and that's the freedom to be an asshole.  Here at the Rockhouse, we support the freedom to be an asshole so long as the asshole understands America will fry your ass in buttermilk if you get too far out of line.  Here at the Rockhouse, we call that a more or less fair deal.

Note:  where they put the line is bullshit but the deal is generally fair.

(Ed:  fry your ass in buttermilk?  What does that mean?)

No idea.  I just liked how it sounded.  How it would taste we leave to the interested student.


You can probably be more of an asshole in America and get away with it than anywhere else in the world.

(Ed:  evidence?)

Donald Trump.  I rest my case.


Despite America's crushing need to conform, one of the worst things about the country, there is also the need to fuck shit up and do things which have no reason.

(Ed:  evidence?)

Demolition derby, figure-eight racing, Hollywood Squares.  I guess you know how this goes by now.


We don't have a burning need to fuck shit up as our shit, here at the Rockhouse, is highly fucked-up already ... but ... we have a great interest in doing things for no reason and there's a good chance someone will think you're an asshole for doing it ... but ... America may well understand that better than anywhere else in the world.


(Ed:  so one of the best things about America is the freedom to be an asshole?)

Sure.  It's one of the finest anywhere, actually.

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